shadepossessed: (you realize you're a fuck right)
Kainé ([personal profile] shadepossessed) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2016-11-08 04:27 pm

HEAVEN'S BBS | TEXT.

Posted: May 13, 2016
From: Kainé


she sells seashells by the seashore

i dont know what the hell she was thinking. not going to make a lot of money is she? maybe she just really fucking loves selling seashells. weird thing to get attached to.

which witch is which

probably doesnt matter dumbass its a witch either way.

i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream

no thanks.


[That wasn't in reaction to a recent proposition or spying on her god chatting about her again, nooo... Never.]

[Private to Aditi, Sharak Sanzo.]

> file attached: delicateflower.jpg

look how much i dont hate you that i didnt buy this
churchbelle: (dads have invaded)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-11-10 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Can't even be nice without you doing that. Call ahead like a good neighbor.
churchbelle: (sweatin' like a whore in church)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-11-10 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's all. Call, and listen if somebody tells you it's not the dang time.

[This seems like a weird thing to have to lay out but lord knows people just SHOW UP all the TIME!!!]
churchbelle: (the next intervention is going to be for)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-11-11 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
It's the big white one that doesn't look a dang thing like the rest. Toward the east.

[He'd say the big western house but she doesn't know what that means... he's helping.]
churchbelle: (she's uglier than a mud fence)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-11-11 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, is that the sweet sound of someone actually knocking when they arrive at the Big House? How lovely. Hazel is just being a layabout today so at least he's in the living room and not upstairs, lost to the architecture. He is willing and able to answer the door quickly, already waving a hand to excuse the size of this dumb house.]

I've been sayin' the same, but it's still just as big. Ya did find it, though. [pros, cons...]
churchbelle: (the incredibly deep voice of the snail)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-11-12 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
It's a house, not a dang maze. Quit squintin' and come on to the sittin' room. [Here, he will even step out of the way with a helpful gesture, come in.]

It's just Jae-Ha and me in here, we don't need more than a couple rooms. Truth be told, I haven't been in all of 'em, yet.