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[shadepossessed]

Posted: May 13, 2016
From: Kainé

she sells seashells by the seashore

i dont know what the hell she was thinking. not going to make a lot of money is she? maybe she just really fucking loves selling seashells. weird thing to get attached to.

which witch is which

probably doesnt matter dumbass its a witch either way.

i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream

no thanks.

[That wasn't in reaction to a recent proposition or spying on her god chatting about her again, nooo... Never.]

[Private to Aditi, Sharak Sanzo.]

> file attached: delicateflower.jpg

look how much i dont hate you that i didnt buy this

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[sonofson]

[Goten's been staring at this post way longer then he really should have. Trying to figure out what exactly Kainé is trying to do...or say]

I don't get it.

[shadepossessed]

[child...]

They're tongue twisters. You never heard 'em before?

[sonofson]

Not uh. That doesn't sound very fun. How do words twist your tongue?

[Tongue twisters....yeah no thanks, he likes his tongue the way it is]

[shadepossessed]

It just means things that are hard to say. Kinda make your tongue feel like a dead fish if you're not great at 'em.

[IS THAT ANY MORE APPEALING]

You should try one. Try reading that first one out loud a few times.

[sonofson]

Like a dead fish...?

[THAT REALLY DOESN'T; if anything it makes him that much more concern but being encouraged to try one...maybe it's not so bad. She was doing them too right?]

She sells seashells by the sheore. She sells shesells....[Deep breath]
She sells seashells by the seaore. Seasells shesel--pfffft

[He's really starting stumble now. It's harder then it looks. He sticks his tongue out. It's not twisted or feeling like a dead fish so that's good!]

Can you do it?

[shadepossessed]

Sure. She sells seashells by the seashore. She sells seashells by the seashore. She sells seashells by the seashore.

[She's...really good at it, actually. Normally she'd start adding in swears for the fun of it, but... Eh. He's bitty.]

It's easier the more you practice.

[sonofson]

[Gasp!]

You make it sound so easy! That's not fair. You're really good!

[There's genuine awe in Goten's voice. He tries again, mumbling it almost, but ends up with a similar result to his first attempt. He can't do it like she can!]

If I practice more will my tongue turn into a dead fish?

[shadepossessed]

[Yeahh, she's cool with the kids. Nice.]

Hell no. Unless you end up biting it a ton. You'll just get better at it, like anything else.

[sonofson]

How long did it take you to get good at it?

[shadepossessed]

[Ah...]

Dunno. I'm a shinki. Just know I'm good at it now.

[sonofson]

Me too! I'm a shinki too!

You must just be good at it just because then! That's a amazing! Imma keep trying then! Until I can do it like you can!

[shadepossessed]

[And then Kainé learned that she has a weak spot for kids. What a good child...]

There are shorter ones. Sometimes they're harder, though. Why don't you try one smart fellow, he felt smart?

[He's a young boy, he should be amused by the flubs that one makes.]

[sonofson]

Okay! [Deep breath, and exhale, as if that's going to help him with it somehow. He can do this! This one is easy! Okay... Slowly first:]

One smart fellow... he felt smart...

One smart fellow, he smelt fart. On--PFFFFHahaha!

[Laughter erupts almost instantly, he tries to muffle best he though.]

I didn't mean to say that! How does it make you do that? That's no fair!

[shadepossessed]

[internal screeching he's cute... Kainé manages to keep her reaction to a soft chuckle.]

Your mouth makes different shapes when you speak. If you say it fast, your mouth doesn't have time to change shape, even though your brain knows what it wants to say. Saying similar words, or words in a different order, makes it jumble together even more. It twists your tongue. See?

[sonofson]

Ooooooh!

[So he was taking it too literally but now that Kainé has explained it, it makes so much more sense. No dead fish tongue or anything like that. It's only when he's able to stop giggling that he can respond]

I get it! I get it! That's really cool. But if I practice, I should be able to still get it right?

[shadepossessed]

Yeah, sure. Work hard enough for it, you can do pretty much anything. Just don't get discouraged if you can't get it right away, okay?

[sonofson]

Okay! I won't get discouraged no matter how long it takes!

[There is the smallest pause]

Um, if I do have a really hard time with it though....is it okay if I ask for help from you? You're really really good at them and you did teach me about them already.

[shadepossessed]

[it's super effective]

...I'm not a good teacher. [Probably.] But I can help you practice, sure. And show you new ones. I don't mind. I'm Kainé, by the way.

[sonofson]

Really? Well, I think you're a pretty good teacher. I've learned this much from you already!

[Kainé you're too modest!]

I'm Goten! Nice to meet you Kainé! Thank you!

[shadepossessed]

[noooo she's bad!!! Goten's just smart and cute.]

Yeah. Same to you, Goten. If you need help with other things, you can ask me about that, too, okay? I can do more than tongue twisters.

[she will beat people up]

[sonofson]

Okay! I'll let you know.

[Kainé is super nice. Wow. and well since she offered:]

What else can you do, Kainé?

[shadepossessed]

I'm a good fighter.

[yeah screw it, explicitly tell the kid she will beat people up.]

[sonofson]

....REALLY?!

[oh now he's really excited]

I wanna see you fight sometime!! I like to fight too! I've sparred a little bit!

[Tongue twisters and a fighter!]

[shadepossessed]

[he's so eager and cute...but also kind of concerning, even if she's sure kids can be scrappy.]

Yeah? By your god's side, or on your own?

[sonofson]

On my own! Archie hasn't used me for anything yet. I donno why but I guess nothing has come up yet or he's just really strong on his own.

[It's a little disheartening. He gets that he's young and small but that shouldn't mean anything. He wants to help too.]

I got to spar with Jae-ha once too! It was fun.