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[shadepossessed]

Posted: May 13, 2016
From: Kainé

she sells seashells by the seashore

i dont know what the hell she was thinking. not going to make a lot of money is she? maybe she just really fucking loves selling seashells. weird thing to get attached to.

which witch is which

probably doesnt matter dumbass its a witch either way.

i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream

no thanks.

[That wasn't in reaction to a recent proposition or spying on her god chatting about her again, nooo... Never.]

[Private to Aditi, Sharak Sanzo.]

> file attached: delicateflower.jpg

look how much i dont hate you that i didnt buy this

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[shadepossessed]

[internal screeching he's cute... Kainé manages to keep her reaction to a soft chuckle.]

Your mouth makes different shapes when you speak. If you say it fast, your mouth doesn't have time to change shape, even though your brain knows what it wants to say. Saying similar words, or words in a different order, makes it jumble together even more. It twists your tongue. See?

[sonofson]

Ooooooh!

[So he was taking it too literally but now that Kainé has explained it, it makes so much more sense. No dead fish tongue or anything like that. It's only when he's able to stop giggling that he can respond]

I get it! I get it! That's really cool. But if I practice, I should be able to still get it right?

[shadepossessed]

Yeah, sure. Work hard enough for it, you can do pretty much anything. Just don't get discouraged if you can't get it right away, okay?

[sonofson]

Okay! I won't get discouraged no matter how long it takes!

[There is the smallest pause]

Um, if I do have a really hard time with it though....is it okay if I ask for help from you? You're really really good at them and you did teach me about them already.

[shadepossessed]

[it's super effective]

...I'm not a good teacher. [Probably.] But I can help you practice, sure. And show you new ones. I don't mind. I'm Kainé, by the way.

[sonofson]

Really? Well, I think you're a pretty good teacher. I've learned this much from you already!

[Kainé you're too modest!]

I'm Goten! Nice to meet you Kainé! Thank you!

[shadepossessed]

[noooo she's bad!!! Goten's just smart and cute.]

Yeah. Same to you, Goten. If you need help with other things, you can ask me about that, too, okay? I can do more than tongue twisters.

[she will beat people up]

[sonofson]

Okay! I'll let you know.

[Kainé is super nice. Wow. and well since she offered:]

What else can you do, Kainé?

[shadepossessed]

I'm a good fighter.

[yeah screw it, explicitly tell the kid she will beat people up.]

[sonofson]

....REALLY?!

[oh now he's really excited]

I wanna see you fight sometime!! I like to fight too! I've sparred a little bit!

[Tongue twisters and a fighter!]

[shadepossessed]

[he's so eager and cute...but also kind of concerning, even if she's sure kids can be scrappy.]

Yeah? By your god's side, or on your own?

[sonofson]

On my own! Archie hasn't used me for anything yet. I donno why but I guess nothing has come up yet or he's just really strong on his own.

[It's a little disheartening. He gets that he's young and small but that shouldn't mean anything. He wants to help too.]

I got to spar with Jae-ha once too! It was fun.

[shadepossessed]

Jae-ha, huh? I'll bet.

[That's good. He's probably good with kids, with that personality... Better than anyone would expect Kainé to be, anyway.]

Don't worry. Even my god hasn't used me in a fight yet. I'm sure you'll be able to help him like that in time, so be patient, alright? Don't go out looking for trouble before then.

[hypocrisy thy name is kainé]

[sonofson]

[Oh he's already found trouble and boy did it hurt.]

What? [He genuinely sounds surprise. Tongue twister and good fighter Kainé hasn't gotten to do anything either?]

But you're good at fighting! Is it 'cause nothing has happened for your god to use you? Mmmm I'll try. But i don't wanna wait forever....

[shadepossessed]

[goten no]

Yeah, mostly. It's been pretty quiet.

[It better have been quiet.]

But she also worries about me. She's a real pain like that, you know? I bet your god's the same way. I think it's part of our job to be patient with them while they get it into their thick skulls that we know what we have to do to help and want to.

[sonofson]

[he's a small curious child; trouble is practically a force of nature]

Sounds like it... maybe it'll get through soon then. I donno why they don't listen. But at least we got each other, right? I thought I was the only one! I bet you're really strong, Kainé! No doubt about it!

[Even if he hasn't met her in person. She said she was a good fighter and he has no reason not to believe this tongue twisting master]

I hope your god uses your strength sooner rather then later.