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[shadepossessed]

Posted: May 13, 2016
From: Kainé

she sells seashells by the seashore

i dont know what the hell she was thinking. not going to make a lot of money is she? maybe she just really fucking loves selling seashells. weird thing to get attached to.

which witch is which

probably doesnt matter dumbass its a witch either way.

i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream

no thanks.

[That wasn't in reaction to a recent proposition or spying on her god chatting about her again, nooo... Never.]

[Private to Aditi, Sharak Sanzo.]

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look how much i dont hate you that i didnt buy this

Comments

[bussounoshima]

[Kainé really is surprisingly cute...]

My mistake, that's much better.

[shadepossessed]

[no she's fierce!!!]

damn right

if youre gonna insist on making those stupid faces you gotta make em right the first time or its even more embarrassing

[bussounoshima]

[She can be both!!]

Am I embarrassing you?

[shadepossessed]

[She waffles a little after typing out her reply, but then she sends it off with a sigh.]

just think i should be able to keep saying who my god is without being ashamed

[as she does now, apparently.]

[bussounoshima]

My actions shouldn't reflect on you.

[Sigh, but they probably do. That's a little more serious in tone than the actual subject of their conversation.]

I don't plan on acting in any way that would cause shame, so don't worry.

[shadepossessed]

[...]

someone told me there are gods that treat their shinki like pets

[bussounoshima]

[Ah, shit.]

There are certainly gods here who shouldn't be trusted with this position. If you're worried about anyone in particular, let me know.

[Go tattle and Sharak will take care of it... if she can. She's working on it.]

[shadepossessed]

he didnt give me a name

youll take me with you?

[bussounoshima]

[Haha no. Probably not. But perhaps. ]

There's probably a few assholes here, even if they're not doing anything in particular. Whenever I decide I need to saw someone in half, I'll call for you right away.

[shadepossessed]

[Kainé has no reason to doubt it. She feels rather lucky. "Perfect match" indeed...]

thank you

[bussounoshima]

[Sharak stares at that text for a minute before responding.]

Don't get in any fights with the gods here without me, whether they're old or new. If they do anything particularly offensive, report it back to me first.

[shadepossessed]

[everything is fine and everyone is on the same page!!!]

i guess thats a rule i can let you make. long as i can hold myself back from smashing in their skull.

[bussounoshima]

[Communication!!!]

And from agitating them until they want to do the same to you.

[She appreciates Kainé's.. Kainéness, but others are more easily offended.]

[shadepossessed]

that ones a little too restrictive for me

[bussounoshima]

Just try.

[She knows it's hard. God, does she know it's hard.]

[shadepossessed]

yeah sure

[But noooot likely.]

we'll get em back four times as hard working together. thats the thought ill use to tide me over until you get your ass in gear.

[bussounoshima]

[THAT'S REALLY SWEET??? That's practically shounen friendship. What the hell.]

Try not to start too many feuds. It's barely been a week.

[shadepossessed]

[Kainé's too hotblooded and loyal...]

hey come on i only argue with idiots spewing bullshit

[bussounoshima]

[Kainé, please find your chill]

There are too many of those in the world. You can't fight them all.

[shadepossessed]

every little bit helps

[bussounoshima]

You're a regular hero.

[shadepossessed]

some people even seem to like me you know

[bussounoshima]

Why wouldn't they? I already said you're an interesting girl.
But I've seen you antagonizing people. It's fine in most cases, I'm just telling you to be careful.

[shadepossessed]

[She can think of reasons.]

i should be able to speak my mind

[communication is key!!!]

[bussounoshima]

Even if I were a real goddess I don't think I could stop you from doing that.