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[shadepossessed]

Posted: May 13, 2016
From: Kainé

she sells seashells by the seashore

i dont know what the hell she was thinking. not going to make a lot of money is she? maybe she just really fucking loves selling seashells. weird thing to get attached to.

which witch is which

probably doesnt matter dumbass its a witch either way.

i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream

no thanks.

[That wasn't in reaction to a recent proposition or spying on her god chatting about her again, nooo... Never.]

[Private to Aditi, Sharak Sanzo.]

> file attached: delicateflower.jpg

look how much i dont hate you that i didnt buy this

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[churchbelle]

Well, the system ain't exactly perfect.

I could loan a book, if you're interested. I've got plenty.

[no comment on ammo....]

[shadepossessed]

or no one says it

what kind of books do you even read?

[She'd quip about how she didn't want any religious texts, but she's half-curious about Buddhism now that she knows that's what Sharak's a priest of, and she can't say that, now can she?]

[churchbelle]

This and that. I've got a couple novels, a gardening guide, a cookbook but I'm gonna be needing that. Take your pick.

[He doesn't need any religious texts...]

[shadepossessed]

[...this asshole knows which one she wants to pick doesn't he]

i already told you we dont have a real garden here

[aughh]

beggars cant be choosers. ill take a variety

[churchbelle]

[He has a gay little garden, okay, they have gardening books. Magazines, really, but the big ones.]

You're welcome to stop by whenever.

[shadepossessed]

[but she can't ask it directly that's suspicious!!!]

id rethink that if i were you. might regret it.

[churchbelle]

Can't even be nice without you doing that. Call ahead like a good neighbor.

[shadepossessed]

just making sure everythings clear. i think you know id take a mile if you gave an inch. clean cut rules work better for everyone.

[churchbelle]

Well, that's all. Call, and listen if somebody tells you it's not the dang time.

[This seems like a weird thing to have to lay out but lord knows people just SHOW UP all the TIME!!!]

[shadepossessed]

okay. consider this your call. not that I know where your temple is anyway.

[She only explores the near shore...]

[churchbelle]

It's the big white one that doesn't look a dang thing like the rest. Toward the east.

[He'd say the big western house but she doesn't know what that means... he's helping.]

[shadepossessed]

[that is

definitely a thing]

...What the hell.

[OKAY HERE SHE GOES, BEATING A FIST AGAINST HAZEL'S DOOR...]

You don't need a place this big! [she yells at no one in particular... she's just yelling. at the house.]

[churchbelle]

[Oh, is that the sweet sound of someone actually knocking when they arrive at the Big House? How lovely. Hazel is just being a layabout today so at least he's in the living room and not upstairs, lost to the architecture. He is willing and able to answer the door quickly, already waving a hand to excuse the size of this dumb house.]

I've been sayin' the same, but it's still just as big. Ya did find it, though. [pros, cons...]

[shadepossessed]

Well, yeah. It's a goddamn eyesore.

[big... and another reason to appreciate being Sharak's shinki, because she totally needed more.]

Need frickin' sunglasses to walk around in here. Fuck. [Let's just go ahead and bitch about things to ignore those gross, soft feelings.] Surprised you even know where to find any books, in here.

[churchbelle]

It's a house, not a dang maze. Quit squintin' and come on to the sittin' room. [Here, he will even step out of the way with a helpful gesture, come in.]

It's just Jae-Ha and me in here, we don't need more than a couple rooms. Truth be told, I haven't been in all of 'em, yet.