Heaven's BBS [old man yelling on social media about social media]

[killsthebuddha]

Posted: 03 May 2016
From: Genjo Sanzo

There are too many nosy fuckers with nothing better to do. I can't look through here without tripping over too much information about your personal lives.

There are enough brats on here that someone has to say it. Knock it off already. It's a pain to scroll past, and you're just handing out ammunition to any half-literate asshole that wants to use your emotions as a weapon.

The rest of you: get a damn job or do something worthwhile instead. No one cares about your navel-gazing idiocy.

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[killsthebuddha]

You're the king of idiots.

[razzledazzles]

So you think I'm worthy of being King? How nice. I do feel very powerful, now!

[killsthebuddha]

Taking it as a compliment is proof.

[razzledazzles]

I meant that last part, though.

Sanzo, now that we've bonded over dinner, why don't we spend some time together?

[killsthebuddha]

I'm just a monk. I can't spend time with royalty.

[razzledazzles]

I quit the throne!

[killsthebuddha]

You can't abdicate. It's an appointment for life.

[razzledazzles]

Being forced to do something goes against my values. I decline.

[killsthebuddha]

There's a way around it.

[razzledazzles]

And what would that be?

[killsthebuddha]

Hurry up and die.

[razzledazzles]

You're so mean, Sanzo...

[killsthebuddha]

I was helping.

[razzledazzles]

I don't think Sanzang would think so.

[killsthebuddha]

Threatening me won't save you.

[razzledazzles]

I'll take you down with me.

private

[killsthebuddha]

[ Fuck it, topic change. One that won't end in Sanzang slapping him with those sleeves of hers.]

Die quickly.

Have you been around long enough to realize suspicious shit is going to happen in a few days?

private

[razzledazzles]

Oh, hello there.

[Private time!!] Yes, I noticed the pattern. Are you thinking about it?

private forever

[killsthebuddha]

Knowing an ambush is on the way, but nothing else? That's difficult to not think about.

What I want to know is why it's such an obvious pattern.

[razzledazzles]

The reason behind it would change so many things, wouldn't it? Whether intentional or not...

Well, at least we know that these incidents always bring we shinki who are different from the rest along with these borrowed "gods." Personally, I don't believe so much can happen accidentally.