Heaven's BBS [old man yelling on social media about social media]

[killsthebuddha]

Posted: 03 May 2016
From: Genjo Sanzo

There are too many nosy fuckers with nothing better to do. I can't look through here without tripping over too much information about your personal lives.

There are enough brats on here that someone has to say it. Knock it off already. It's a pain to scroll past, and you're just handing out ammunition to any half-literate asshole that wants to use your emotions as a weapon.

The rest of you: get a damn job or do something worthwhile instead. No one cares about your navel-gazing idiocy.

Comments

[killsthebuddha]

That's the one problem. You can't shoot assholes until they reveal themselves.

[papas_bunnydoll]

Then Tot will let you know if she sees any.

[killsthebuddha]

Thanks. It's a pain in the ass to try to sort out the idiots from the fuckers that need shot.

[papas_bunnydoll]

Wouldn't it be easier to just shoot all of them?

[killsthebuddha]

It's too much trouble. I'd be shooting people all the time if I did that.

[papas_bunnydoll]

You'd probably run out of bullets as well.

[Makes perfect sense - this is why she uses a pointy parasol to poke people with instead.]

[killsthebuddha]

Now you're getting it. That's a problem, too.

[papas_bunnydoll]

[Considering this is supposed to be Heaven and all, you would think they'd get automatic replenishable weapons, but then that's probably what the shinki are for.]

Okay, then Tot will just make you a list of the ones to shoot so you don't waste bullets.

[killsthebuddha]

Thanks, kid.

[ What a weird kid. Not too bad, though. ]