Heaven's BBS [old man yelling on social media about social media]

[killsthebuddha]

Posted: 03 May 2016
From: Genjo Sanzo

There are too many nosy fuckers with nothing better to do. I can't look through here without tripping over too much information about your personal lives.

There are enough brats on here that someone has to say it. Knock it off already. It's a pain to scroll past, and you're just handing out ammunition to any half-literate asshole that wants to use your emotions as a weapon.

The rest of you: get a damn job or do something worthwhile instead. No one cares about your navel-gazing idiocy.

Comments

[redotiertwo]

congrats then dude now every half literate asshole on the network knows you lose your shit over the fact that other people have emotions and talk to people about them
i am in awe at your astounding and upstanding maturity and tact in handling this situation instead of
you know
using the goddamn scroll bar like everyone else

[killsthebuddha]

How the hell are you orange?

[redotiertwo]

i am a fucking wizard
i spoke the words of untold and forbidden computer majyyks and lo i am become orange
destroyer of eyeballs and scourge of the colourblind

[killsthebuddha]

[ Give him a minute to hit Google aaaand... ]

凸(⌣̀_⌣́)凸

[redotiertwo]

round of applause everybody he can use the copypaste function
now someone teach him to use the back button and we can all live in emotional teenage bullshit harmony

[birdstheword]

I think it's a pretty orange! It suits you~!

Don't be too harsh on Genjo-san! He brought everyone to him, isn't that amazing?

[Have pink to 'match']

[redotiertwo]

oh hey hajime
getting in on this trainwreck too

well not to put to fine a point on it but
this level of hypocritical callout post is gonna bring people to it like flies to rotting meat
gotta hand it to him though even i didnt expect the glory this thread was going to turn into once people got hold of it
so the real moral of the story is that you can bring people together if you too have no filter and no idea how to use social media

[Sorry Hajime, it's hard to resist the urge to be a douche to Genjo about this.]

[birdstheword]

Hello DS!
ICU here too!
Social networking is my game! I had to! No way I can pass it up! I'm way too hungry!

Ding Ding!
I knew you'd get it Davesprite! There's no way a lot of people would pass something like this up. I'm surprised it hasn't gotten bigger! I think it will though! just grow and grow and grooooow the more it gets fed! o vo

[redotiertwo]

nice
i dont really remember my deal with social networking but i mean
my shades have a phone built into them somehow
there are certain assumptions you have to make about yourself when you find out thats a thing

ok yeah i mean if the poster is cool with literally everyone else having a party all over his post while he gets sent to the corner with the dunce cap
then in that way it getting bigger might be better
but otherwise it's kind of a snowball of incredulous and colorful douchery

[birdstheword]

That's too cool! You have the most amazing shades! I wanna see sometime! Please please pleaaseeee? You gotta show me!!!

all that sounds good to me!

[redotiertwo]

hey come on you know my shades are sacred territory
the shades only come off for sleep those are just the rules of the universe
cant do shit to change them

man hajime i didnt realise you had a lowkey troll slumbering within you
waiting to be awakened by people flocking to original posters staggering lack of self awareness

[birdstheword]

Sooooo~ grab them when you sleep! Got it!

I just call 'em how i see em! this post really has gotten big tho and your one to talk! Lol!

[redotiertwo]

hey who said they got any less sacred while i slept
youre getting close to blasphemy here hajime come on

ok true i did come onto this post entirely to give this guy shit
but i can still point out other people doing the same thing except in a vastly less douchey manner than im doing it