Heaven's BBS [old man yelling on social media about social media]

[killsthebuddha]

Posted: 03 May 2016
From: Genjo Sanzo

There are too many nosy fuckers with nothing better to do. I can't look through here without tripping over too much information about your personal lives.

There are enough brats on here that someone has to say it. Knock it off already. It's a pain to scroll past, and you're just handing out ammunition to any half-literate asshole that wants to use your emotions as a weapon.

The rest of you: get a damn job or do something worthwhile instead. No one cares about your navel-gazing idiocy.

Comments

[redotiertwo]

it really would
we might actually be able to get some straight answers out of them
and get assignments that arent written in post it note

oh nice youre a songwriter
damn dont be getting too enthusiastic on here im still biding my time on spitting my rhymes anywhere but against the inside of my skull
gonna have to step up my rap game if we got other musical talent here

[galactically]

right??
they must be a huge fan of the low-brow, non-confrontational approach

i sing, i write, and i dance (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧
one of my shinki is a performer like myself! i also met a cute shinki who may be following in my footsteps in the near future

oh my, you're the first rapper i met in here oAo

[redotiertwo]

yeah its like
borderline distant parental its kinda weird

damn
firing on all cylinders there not just the writing
must be nice having a shinki as into it as you are

guess i should call that an honor huh
if you ever need some records scratched or raps rapped just give me a shout
or you know hajime so she can come like
hug me into it or something

[galactically]

it's refreshing
to be able to work with someone who is more or less at the same wavelength as you
he's even planning to open a studio for musicians in the near future ☆

oho, Hajime has a performer as a shinki, too! nice (•́⌄•́)
i want to see your DJ equipment for myself sometime

[redotiertwo]

wait i think i know your shinki actually
at least that barry guy was talking about something like that the other day right
and hes the only person ive seen mention it on here

still working on getting hold of that but hey i have faith in hajime
not that its really possible to not have faith in hajime but you know

[galactically]

that would be the same guy ♥

Hajime is one of my favorite people
it's a very short list since my standards are impeccable
but know that she's on it (●ↀωↀ●)

[redotiertwo]

nice
hes a good dude weve talked a couple of times now

man if anyone here doesnt have hajime on their list of favorite people i dont even know what to say to them
except maybe to improve their taste because damn
how is she not all over that list

[galactically]

he saved my life during that attack on the Heavens
a goofy man who can act like a kid at times, but his heart is in the right place

those with deplorable taste are to be ignored and disregarded unless their morale improves (◡‿◡✿)
you and i both know Hajime's true position in life and that's all that matters

[redotiertwo]

oh are you the one he took another name for
yeah i mean that seems to be a serious deal around here but cant ask for a better reason to do it

the truest shit to be said on this post so far
i dont think ive been unlucky enough to meet anyone with taste that deplorable yet but its only a matter of time

[galactically]

yes, he did. he also has two other goddesses with him
it's strange... i didn't used to like the idea of noras
but Barry is a good man

if not people with awful taste, you'll eventually encounter annoying idiots with little sense of decency

[redotiertwo]

i mean you can only hate the idea so much if people are doing good shit with it
and im pretty sure hes about the prime fucking example of doing good shit with it

yeah im thinking ive actually gotten lucky with who ive met here so far
like shockingly lucky damn
biggest dick ive seen here so far is probably captain edgelord a little lower down this post
even op has more self awareness than him

[galactically]

when i first learned about noras, i used to think those type of shinki are cheating by being with other gods (OAo)
i've seen other gods getting panicky over them

so there has to be a reason for it, right?

... eww

i just scrolled down to that one idiot who said so much and yet meant so little
an empty void of meaningless words
like he abused the thesaurus to make himself appear as a provocative intellectual

how pathetic. at least Mr. Sanzo is honest and straightforward!
＼| ￣ヘ￣|／

[killsthebuddha]

Thanks for damning me with faint praise.

[galactically]

for you

( ˘ ³˘)♥

[killsthebuddha]

(눈_눈)

You're more ruthless than you look.

[galactically]

(◡‿◡✿)

is that so? every rose has its thorns

[redotiertwo]

i dunno i havent heard a hell of a lot about it if im being honest
i didnt even know having multiple gods was a thing until i asked yours about it
but given the general lack of real answers here im gonna put my money on us not finding out the problem anytime soon

yeah seriously
i ramble with the fucking renaissance painters of rambling but at least im not being a catastrophic dickstick while doing it

at least he also knows who on his post deserves a solid fuck off

[galactically]

lack of proper answers
it seems that's part and parcel for this place. oh well \=O=/

those who waste people's time with pointless sanctimonious lectures deserve to be put in their place!
judging from responses, it seems Mr. Sanzo isn't the only one who disapproves (◡‿◡✿)

[redotiertwo]

yeah its basically this places hat
like a badly worn backwards cap that makes them look bad to anyone with any sense of what to wear or how to act

well i guess this post drew all the vocal dissenters so giving the sharks another round of bait drew a predictable enough conclusion
edge city population one probably deserves it more than old dude original poster did though

[galactically]

i thought those caps were out of style a long time ago...

Mr. Sanzo is trying to help in his own way
nothing but good intentions in his heart underneath all that grump
it's just that his scroll button seems to be broken╭( ･ㅂ･)و

[redotiertwo]

exactly
my point has been made

well nobody can say he didnt get plenty of helpful reminders about that
in various colorful and entertaining forms
cant say i ever really got behind that whole hiding good intentions under a mask of douchebag thing though