Heaven's BBS [old man yelling on social media about social media]

[killsthebuddha]

Posted: 03 May 2016
From: Genjo Sanzo

There are too many nosy fuckers with nothing better to do. I can't look through here without tripping over too much information about your personal lives.

There are enough brats on here that someone has to say it. Knock it off already. It's a pain to scroll past, and you're just handing out ammunition to any half-literate asshole that wants to use your emotions as a weapon.

The rest of you: get a damn job or do something worthwhile instead. No one cares about your navel-gazing idiocy.

Comments

[bighand]

What is " navel-gazing " ?

[redotiertwo]

congrats then dude now every half literate asshole on the network knows you lose your shit over the fact that other people have emotions and talk to people about them
i am in awe at your astounding and upstanding maturity and tact in handling this situation instead of
you know
using the goddamn scroll bar like everyone else

[private]

[reformedsinner]

Really, Sanzo, it's kind of you to worry about them, but I doubt this is going to convince anyone who wasn't already taking care what they said.

[killsthebuddha]

[ Isn't that the the guy with the shitty god? ]

Asking self-indulgent dumbass questions like your god does.

Have you tried beating him yet?

[killsthebuddha]

How the hell are you orange?

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[beastenderblood]

Sharing is caring. That counts for emotions.

[killsthebuddha]

Don't read that much into it. I'm tired of these stupid kids.

[bighand]

[Oh.

ohhhh wait, he does remember beat-him-with-a-fan guy—]

He does not deserve to see my sacred hand.

I wish he would not waste all of his time asking questions and arguing! !!

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[sonofson]

[He'll use text one day..one day]

But it's fun to talk everyone on here. If you stopped scrolling by it all maybe you could enjoy yourself too?

[theunluckygirl]

[oh dear. this is the same guy who basically told her to punch her god, but he also gave her good advice on meditating so?? How does she respond to this.....]

It's a little hard to talk to people sometimes. Sometimes those posts give a chance for people to meet new people that are like them? [She's...trying to be fair here.] It's not as frightening as talking to someone face to face.

Though I suppose some people might overshare, a little. [TRYING TO BE NICE HERE...]

[killsthebuddha]

So shoot him instead and get another fake god. That one's defective.

Sacred hand?

[killsthebuddha]

Stupidity is stupidity.

[savioring]

Posting something like this just makes you the same as everyone else who's been posting in this network. Except you sound like some old man complaining, showing emotions, and bitching about how they can used against someone. If you don't like it, stay off the damn BBS.

[redotiertwo]

i am a fucking wizard
i spoke the words of untold and forbidden computer majyyks and lo i am become orange
destroyer of eyeballs and scourge of the colourblind

[bighand]

I will not shoot anyone! ! I do not even have a bow.

[Not.... refuting the "defective" claim, hmm.]

Sacred hand. I am a dragon.

[fontechnician]

On a more positive note, everyone's idiocy got you to stop and say hi to us.

[killsthebuddha]

Take your own advice.

[beastenderblood]

Ignorance is bliss.

[savioring]

At least I'm not some emotionally constipated adult like you seem to be.

[reformedsinner]

Yes, of course.

[And he's definitely not trying to teach any of them a little self-preservation at all, because, as is well known, Sanzo has no soft spots for kids.]

[killsthebuddha]

[ Give him a minute to hit Google aaaand... ]

凸(⌣̀_⌣́)凸

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[rainofterror]

wow, sure is a pain to have to scroll past all this whining

[galactically]

this post is so boring!! everyone has already said what i wanted to say
there's no need for me to be repetitive

so instead i, Sheryl Nome, am here to improve this post tremendously
everyone be amazed! ☆

[ATTACHMENT: motokiandlilyglamourshot.jpg]

behold, my two glamorous children

[erogappa]

go outside grampa

[redotiertwo]

round of applause everybody he can use the copypaste function
now someone teach him to use the back button and we can all live in emotional teenage bullshit harmony