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The 31st of China, Genjo Sanzo ([personal profile] killsthebuddha) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2016-10-05 07:39 pm

Heaven's BBS [old man yelling on social media about social media]

Posted: 03 May 2016
From: Genjo Sanzo

There are too many nosy fuckers with nothing better to do. I can't look through here without tripping over too much information about your personal lives.

There are enough brats on here that someone has to say it. Knock it off already. It's a pain to scroll past, and you're just handing out ammunition to any half-literate asshole that wants to use your emotions as a weapon.

The rest of you: get a damn job or do something worthwhile instead. No one cares about your navel-gazing idiocy.
missingache: ([10] All my fears would shrink)

[personal profile] missingache 2016-10-06 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's because bears are sacred to the god I am.
There's deer here, too.
galactically: (... what)

[personal profile] galactically 2016-10-06 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
oh i see!

i just typed your god's name on the search engine
apparently she's a type of huntress surrounded by wild animals

i guess that explains the bear and the deer, too
missingache: ([6] In an order that is new)

[personal profile] missingache 2016-10-06 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. The other day some weird birds showed up. I looked them up and they're called guinea-fowl?
I might need a barn soon if more keep showing up.
galactically: (I just want to see you once again)

[personal profile] galactically 2016-10-06 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
guinea-fowl?

[Here, have a delay as Sheryl googles that bird...]

it looks like a turkey and a vulture have mated! what a strange looking bird! oAo
missingache: ([9] I was told when I get older)

[personal profile] missingache 2016-10-06 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
They're nice to have around. They eat all the bugs!
galactically: (be good boys and girls)

[personal profile] galactically 2016-10-06 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
they sound very useful if they can eat bugs!
that means you don't have to use awful chemicals to kill them
missingache: ([49] My name's Blurryface)

[personal profile] missingache 2016-10-06 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Do you wanna come over and see them sometime? And the deer?
galactically: (fairy and cinderella)

[personal profile] galactically 2016-10-06 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
i'd love to, Roxas. i should be free this weekend so i can come visit your temple
oh, but the bear doesn't bite, right...?
missingache: ([10] All my fears would shrink)

[personal profile] missingache 2016-10-06 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Okay!
No, she stays away from people she doesn't know. She just mostly sleeps.
galactically: (to pout cutely)

[personal profile] galactically 2016-10-06 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
what a relief -O- the last thing i'd want is to be eaten!
missingache: ([11] But now I’m insecure)

[personal profile] missingache 2016-10-06 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Senri would just discipline her if she tried.
galactically: (my feelings do not rest)

[personal profile] galactically 2016-10-07 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
discipline like you would a dog or a cat, right? can the bear do any tricks?
missingache: ([15] My name's Blurryface)

[personal profile] missingache 2016-10-07 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Like to keep her from eating and attacking people.

Wait, bears can do tricks?
galactically: (I just want to see you once again)

[personal profile] galactically 2016-10-07 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
i heard bears can balance on two feet and bounce a ball on their nose!
but that's for circus bears...
missingache: ([9] I was told when I get older)

[personal profile] missingache 2016-10-07 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[That sounds amazing...]

I can try that with Callisto?
galactically: (to pout cutely)

[personal profile] galactically 2016-10-07 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
you could! just be very careful...
missingache: ([3] I wish I had a better voice)

[personal profile] missingache 2016-10-07 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
I will! I have Senri there in case something bad happens.
galactically: (be good boys and girls)

[personal profile] galactically 2016-10-07 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
such a dependable shinki you have there. i like it ╭( ・ㅂ・)و
missingache: (♫ Do you feel all alone?)

[personal profile] missingache 2016-10-07 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Wen you come over, you can meet him!