Heaven's BBS [old man yelling on social media about social media]

[killsthebuddha]

Posted: 03 May 2016
From: Genjo Sanzo

There are too many nosy fuckers with nothing better to do. I can't look through here without tripping over too much information about your personal lives.

There are enough brats on here that someone has to say it. Knock it off already. It's a pain to scroll past, and you're just handing out ammunition to any half-literate asshole that wants to use your emotions as a weapon.

The rest of you: get a damn job or do something worthwhile instead. No one cares about your navel-gazing idiocy.

Comments

[galactically]

oh my, such a high percentage! why thank you! o(^▽^)o
but i have Motoki and Lily to thank for that

i give credit to their natural appeal alone ♥

[redotiertwo]

im adjusting for potential bias brought on by virtue of my being a bird
but they are quite possibly the best cats i can remember having seen
so the best cats ive seen in the last two and a half weeks give or take
but since ive been to the cat cafe in that time thats still pretty high praise

[galactically]

to think that they can equate, no... surpass the beauty and cuteness of the cats from that café
they truly have what it takes!

i've only had these cuties for two days, so i've been taking extra care of them

[redotiertwo]

they look like theyve been pretty well cared for besides
did you get them off someone else or something

[galactically]

they used to belong to my dear friends, Genos and Slaine
but they disappeared along with the temples they lived in

i found Motoki and Lily all by themselves, so i picked them up and took them back to my temple
Eno and Zoro are helping me look over them, too

[redotiertwo]

damn how many people does this place need to spirit away per week
is there like a quota or some shit i mean first hajimes other shinki and now this

at least you still have incorrigible fluffballs to remember them by i guess

[galactically]

i don't even want to know... way too many!
ten people i know were missing

the legacy of Genos and Slaine lives on in these kittens

[redotiertwo]

ten
fuck
i know about hajimes other two shinki and theres some other guy i met my first day here who i think is gone too
but damn i need to start paying more attention

[galactically]

i wish the phrase "people need to stop disappearing into thin air!" is magical
as in, make it have enough power to stop

but i know that even words themselves have a limit in situations like these
all we can do is express how we feel about the missing

[redotiertwo]

with all the gods here seems like kind of a stiff not to have someone with that power
does anyone know why its happening or are we all just throwing up our hands like this is a mystery

well hey youve got the floor for that
im pretty sure knowing ten missing people wins you some kind of fucked up missing persons bingo
grand prize is steadily increasing upset and various levels of regret

[galactically]

i actually asked one of those low-brow gods who worked at the Heavens
even he doesn't know. no one does...

how annoying =A=

no thank you, i don't want that prize!
instead of drowning myself under thick amounts of regret and sorrow, i should do something about those

[redotiertwo]

what you mean they actually showed up for once
i was starting to think they were really just embodied post it notes this whole time

yeah thats a good way to handle it honestly
sounds like a mighty mission to undertake but im sure you and your fabulous cats can handle anything

[galactically]

they're around, but only when you actually head for the meeting hall
really, this would be so much better if they make themselves accessible on the BBS oAo

... you know what?
i should definitely write a song about this
it's been too long since i've written one!

[redotiertwo]

it really would
we might actually be able to get some straight answers out of them
and get assignments that arent written in post it note

oh nice youre a songwriter
damn dont be getting too enthusiastic on here im still biding my time on spitting my rhymes anywhere but against the inside of my skull
gonna have to step up my rap game if we got other musical talent here

[galactically]

right??
they must be a huge fan of the low-brow, non-confrontational approach

i sing, i write, and i dance (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧
one of my shinki is a performer like myself! i also met a cute shinki who may be following in my footsteps in the near future

oh my, you're the first rapper i met in here oAo

[redotiertwo]

yeah its like
borderline distant parental its kinda weird

damn
firing on all cylinders there not just the writing
must be nice having a shinki as into it as you are

guess i should call that an honor huh
if you ever need some records scratched or raps rapped just give me a shout
or you know hajime so she can come like
hug me into it or something

[galactically]

it's refreshing
to be able to work with someone who is more or less at the same wavelength as you
he's even planning to open a studio for musicians in the near future ☆

oho, Hajime has a performer as a shinki, too! nice (•́⌄•́)
i want to see your DJ equipment for myself sometime

[redotiertwo]

wait i think i know your shinki actually
at least that barry guy was talking about something like that the other day right
and hes the only person ive seen mention it on here

still working on getting hold of that but hey i have faith in hajime
not that its really possible to not have faith in hajime but you know

[galactically]

that would be the same guy ♥

Hajime is one of my favorite people
it's a very short list since my standards are impeccable
but know that she's on it (●ↀωↀ●)

[redotiertwo]

nice
hes a good dude weve talked a couple of times now

man if anyone here doesnt have hajime on their list of favorite people i dont even know what to say to them
except maybe to improve their taste because damn
how is she not all over that list

[galactically]

he saved my life during that attack on the Heavens
a goofy man who can act like a kid at times, but his heart is in the right place

those with deplorable taste are to be ignored and disregarded unless their morale improves (◡‿◡✿)
you and i both know Hajime's true position in life and that's all that matters

[redotiertwo]

oh are you the one he took another name for
yeah i mean that seems to be a serious deal around here but cant ask for a better reason to do it

the truest shit to be said on this post so far
i dont think ive been unlucky enough to meet anyone with taste that deplorable yet but its only a matter of time

[galactically]

yes, he did. he also has two other goddesses with him
it's strange... i didn't used to like the idea of noras
but Barry is a good man

if not people with awful taste, you'll eventually encounter annoying idiots with little sense of decency

[redotiertwo]

i mean you can only hate the idea so much if people are doing good shit with it
and im pretty sure hes about the prime fucking example of doing good shit with it

yeah im thinking ive actually gotten lucky with who ive met here so far
like shockingly lucky damn
biggest dick ive seen here so far is probably captain edgelord a little lower down this post
even op has more self awareness than him

[galactically]

when i first learned about noras, i used to think those type of shinki are cheating by being with other gods (OAo)
i've seen other gods getting panicky over them

so there has to be a reason for it, right?

... eww

i just scrolled down to that one idiot who said so much and yet meant so little
an empty void of meaningless words
like he abused the thesaurus to make himself appear as a provocative intellectual

how pathetic. at least Mr. Sanzo is honest and straightforward!
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