Heaven's BBS [old man yelling on social media about social media]

[killsthebuddha]

Posted: 03 May 2016
From: Genjo Sanzo

There are too many nosy fuckers with nothing better to do. I can't look through here without tripping over too much information about your personal lives.

There are enough brats on here that someone has to say it. Knock it off already. It's a pain to scroll past, and you're just handing out ammunition to any half-literate asshole that wants to use your emotions as a weapon.

The rest of you: get a damn job or do something worthwhile instead. No one cares about your navel-gazing idiocy.

Comments

[galactically]

yes, he did. he also has two other goddesses with him
it's strange... i didn't used to like the idea of noras
but Barry is a good man

if not people with awful taste, you'll eventually encounter annoying idiots with little sense of decency

[redotiertwo]

i mean you can only hate the idea so much if people are doing good shit with it
and im pretty sure hes about the prime fucking example of doing good shit with it

yeah im thinking ive actually gotten lucky with who ive met here so far
like shockingly lucky damn
biggest dick ive seen here so far is probably captain edgelord a little lower down this post
even op has more self awareness than him

[galactically]

when i first learned about noras, i used to think those type of shinki are cheating by being with other gods (OAo)
i've seen other gods getting panicky over them

so there has to be a reason for it, right?

... eww

i just scrolled down to that one idiot who said so much and yet meant so little
an empty void of meaningless words
like he abused the thesaurus to make himself appear as a provocative intellectual

how pathetic. at least Mr. Sanzo is honest and straightforward!
＼| ￣ヘ￣|／

[killsthebuddha]

Thanks for damning me with faint praise.

[galactically]

for you

( ˘ ³˘)♥

[killsthebuddha]

(눈_눈)

You're more ruthless than you look.

[galactically]

(◡‿◡✿)

is that so? every rose has its thorns

[redotiertwo]

i dunno i havent heard a hell of a lot about it if im being honest
i didnt even know having multiple gods was a thing until i asked yours about it
but given the general lack of real answers here im gonna put my money on us not finding out the problem anytime soon

yeah seriously
i ramble with the fucking renaissance painters of rambling but at least im not being a catastrophic dickstick while doing it

at least he also knows who on his post deserves a solid fuck off

[galactically]

lack of proper answers
it seems that's part and parcel for this place. oh well \=O=/

those who waste people's time with pointless sanctimonious lectures deserve to be put in their place!
judging from responses, it seems Mr. Sanzo isn't the only one who disapproves (◡‿◡✿)

[redotiertwo]

yeah its basically this places hat
like a badly worn backwards cap that makes them look bad to anyone with any sense of what to wear or how to act

well i guess this post drew all the vocal dissenters so giving the sharks another round of bait drew a predictable enough conclusion
edge city population one probably deserves it more than old dude original poster did though

[galactically]

i thought those caps were out of style a long time ago...

Mr. Sanzo is trying to help in his own way
nothing but good intentions in his heart underneath all that grump
it's just that his scroll button seems to be broken╭( ･ㅂ･)و

[redotiertwo]

exactly
my point has been made

well nobody can say he didnt get plenty of helpful reminders about that
in various colorful and entertaining forms
cant say i ever really got behind that whole hiding good intentions under a mask of douchebag thing though