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[oathkeeper]

Posted: 17 April 16:00
From: Roxas & Sora
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Attention! This is Roxas.(dkhdgdgf and SORA here too) I’m getting really tired of people asking me if I’m Sora’s brother or other relative. HE. IS. NOT. MY. BROTHER! There’s nothing there family wise! I just happen to look like him, but that’s it.

YEP we hardly even look alike too so I don’t know why you guys are always saying that! we have completely different hair color too! no cousins or distant relatives or anything either. so don’t say weird things please! (roxas gets really mad lol) (DO NOT)

And there’s nothing else going on either! It’s way too complicated to explain and I don’t wanna explain it again. Sora can do that because people keep getting the wrong idea from me. STOP THINKING WEIRD THINGS, PIPPA.

see, mad lol. UHHH roxas is a piece of my heart but he’s totally a separate person from me! he’s 1000000000% his own person. being related is silly. we’re just friends. (Don’t listen to Pippa she’s wrong. She’s Aphrodite, so don’t listen to her!)WHAT IS PIPPA EVEN SAYING

I’M NOT TELLING YOUWELL I DONT KNOW WHAT AND I’M NOT SAYING WHAT SHE SAID SO STOP ITFKd;gjDLFGKPEOPLE ARENT GONNA KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT I DONT EVEN KNOW I DON’T WANT THEM KNOWING SO STOP I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORdLKGDFJOOOOWE WERE SUPPOSE TO MAKE THIS POST SO PEOPLE GET ITeFKENERLFKVNXC,B MH AND YOU MADE IT WEIRDWHAT HOW DID I MAKE IT WEIRD YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT WHAT PIPPA SAID AND I SAID IM NOT TALKING ABHUT IY EKJBFAS CI’M GOINGHOME!

welp. good enough. posting this like it is because roxas got mad.


[ooc: Feel free to specify which one of them you want to talk to. Or either. Or both. Have fun with it.]

Comments

[saikusu]

[Saïx honestly could not care less about most of the blather and gibberish later in the post. What he does care about, however, is that these are the two people who have had negative reactions to his presence here.]

I find it rather odd that the two of you know each other so well and both reacted with hostility to me upon meeting. Care to explain?

[missingache]

No.

[Yup. That's you're answer.]

It's too complicated.

[oathkeeper]

yeah ummm it's a long story. sorry saix!

[Insert damage-control Sora, because Roxas is mad enough right now!]

[readerofthestars]

I don't think you should share devices.

I can't understand most of this.

[oathkeeper]

you can say that again! roxas totally got mad!

[Private Audio]

[phantomforgod]

[[ooc: Either or both is fine.]]

Yup, that sort of explanation mad it 1000000000% more awkward. I think you should have just gone with the brothers misconception.

But hey, I've had problems explaining it with my situation, so I just went with alternate personalities.

[Private Audio]

[missingache]

[Alternate personalities?]

That's just as weird as being brothers! And wouldn't we both need to be in the same body for it?!

We share a heart and that's it!

[Because no. That is something he'll deal with when he goes back home.]

[missingache]

[SORA]

WHY DID YOU POST ALL OF THIS YOU COULD HAVE JUST CUT OFF THE LAST PART

[oathkeeper]

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU JUST WALKED OFF

[Private to both/either]

[subtract]

[Well, this is as good an excuse as any...]

I'll assume this is Artemis you're referring to, specifically.

Chang'e [it's just easier to use their god names for this] described it as him "borrowing" another person's heart. I believe the term he used for an entity lacking a heart was a "nobody". Is that information correct? He also suggested that borrowing another person's heart would put them out of commission, though, so I'm curious as to how that works if both of you are here at once.

[Private to both/either]

[missingache]

This is Artemis. And yeah, I'm a Nobody.

I don't get it either. It's probably magic. That's how it was in Koriko.

[darkbreak]

so someone who's a totally different, separate person from you is a piece of your heart.

that totally makes sense.

[Honestly it sounds like a stupid romcom plot. Why the fuck does he know these people?]

[oathkeeper]

sure it does! it makes perfect sense! to us anyway

[The forever dilemma of, "If Riku could remember!" continues.]

[missingache]

It makes a lot of sense!! You're the one who makes no sense!

[You brought this on yourself.]

[twiceinhabited]

[Hang on, let her shift through that mess of a post a bit.]

He's a piece of your heart (as in the soul?), but he got his own body and mind?

[oathkeeper]

yep, that's right! he's a piece of my heart that we share, but he's not me. easy, right?

[herbalsupplements]

Grandfather! I knew I forgot one.

[Kurama is totally here to help. Totally.]

[missingache]

[.......... WHY]

THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE

[oathkeeper]

[WELL SORA THINKS THE JOKE IS FUNNY]

which one of us is the old man lol

[mybadhabit]

(ღ′◡‵) You two are so amusing.

[oathkeeper]

we're trying to make sure everyone knows!

[gentilitea]

[ OOC: both are fine! ]

I must say this is rather undignified.

[ Unsure why his favorite god in the whole wide afterlife is acting way out of character, or why this "Sora" person is slandering him so… ]

Whoever you are, Sora, I must insist that you refrain from slandering my liege immediately!

[missingache]

[Wait. What.]

My liege? Who are you? You're not Raichi!

[brynwieldr]

What.

[missingache]

Yes?

[oneblackcat]

I'm sorry if this is a question that shouldn't be asked but, how can one of you be a piece of the other's heart?

[oathkeeper]

easiest way we can explain it is roxas came from a piece of my heart. so we share it! he's what we call a nobody in our world.

[hyuuga]

[She squints as she reads this. It's a good thing she's had so much practice with deciphering a certain-teammate-back-home's erratic speech or else she would be super confused.]

Maybe you both should have cleared this up a little before posting it? And perhaps it's not because people think you look alike, though I can't speak on that front, but because you bicker like family? If this is anything to go by, at least.

[missingache]

I told him what we were gonna post!

Bicker like family? I don't get it. Isn't family always supposed to get along?

[Roxas always got along really well with the family he had back in the other world. Were families supposed to fight?]

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[turpitude]

Just friends?

[ ... SHE'S SO DISAPPOINTED. ]

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[missingache]

Yes. Just friends.