thefarshore | Text; i don't even know

Posted: 17 April 16:00
From: Roxas & Sora
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Attention! This is Roxas.(dkhdgdgf and SORA here too) I’m getting really tired of people asking me if I’m Sora’s brother or other relative. HE. IS. NOT. MY. BROTHER! There’s nothing there family wise! I just happen to look like him, but that’s it.

YEP we hardly even look alike too so I don’t know why you guys are always saying that! we have completely different hair color too! no cousins or distant relatives or anything either. so don’t say weird things please! (roxas gets really mad lol) (DO NOT)

And there’s nothing else going on either! It’s way too complicated to explain and I don’t wanna explain it again. Sora can do that because people keep getting the wrong idea from me. STOP THINKING WEIRD THINGS, PIPPA.

see, mad lol. UHHH roxas is a piece of my heart but he’s totally a separate person from me! he’s 1000000000% his own person. being related is silly. we’re just friends. (Don’t listen to Pippa she’s wrong. She’s Aphrodite, so don’t listen to her!)WHAT IS PIPPA EVEN SAYING

I’M NOT TELLING YOUWELL I DONT KNOW WHAT AND I’M NOT SAYING WHAT SHE SAID SO STOP ITFKd;gjDLFGKPEOPLE ARENT GONNA KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT I DONT EVEN KNOW I DON’T WANT THEM KNOWING SO STOP I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORdLKGDFJOOOOWE WERE SUPPOSE TO MAKE THIS POST SO PEOPLE GET ITeFKENERLFKVNXC,B MH AND YOU MADE IT WEIRDWHAT HOW DID I MAKE IT WEIRD YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT WHAT PIPPA SAID AND I SAID IM NOT TALKING ABHUT IY EKJBFAS CI’M GOINGHOME!

welp. good enough. posting this like it is because roxas got mad.

[ooc: Feel free to specify which one of them you want to talk to. Or either. Or both. Have fun with it.]

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Just friends?

[ ... SHE'S SO DISAPPOINTED. ]

Yes. Just friends.

[ :T ]

But when you told me, "We sleep together"...

In the same bed. What else would it mean?

It would mean that you are having... relations with him!

Relations?

Wait.

You thought we're dating???

I didn't want to ask in polite company-- [ .... she means the bbs ] --but I thought, perhaps, you were engaging in acts one might engage in with a husband or a wife.

But we're not married. Why would we do married people things?

[ .... THIS IS SO DIFFICULT FOR HER. ]

I was under the distinct impression that you were engaging in... lewd acts.

I don't think he likes me like that in the first place.

[Which is a lie. Roxas is keeping that to himself until maybe it's confirmed.]

[ BOOOOO. ]

Oh.

Well, that's a shame.

I know he likes someone, so there's that, too.

And how do you know? Have you been explicitly told that he likes someone?

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hmmmmyep!

[IT'S PIPPA. He has...so many questions. But Roxas is already super mad at him. Oh god internal dilemma.]

Ah, you must be the elusive Sora!

[??]

i'm elusive??

Well, I've not met you until just today, yet I've heard much about you!

all good things i bet!! ha ha ha!

uhhh sorry about the yelling in the post.

Why, yes, actually! How did you guess?

It's quite alright; I found it exceedingly entertaining even despite how crass it was. You two are quite close!

lucky guess!

well for the record, roxas got super mad when i was just asking questions! and if you call yelling and fighting over a phone close, then yeah!

A very lucky guess, to be certain!

I see! I'm quite surprised I came up so often in your little spat.

[Dang, he could ask her why he was doing that, but ughhh Roxas said not to ask Pippa ksdjhfdkfjsd]

well he kept...bringing you up for some reason!

I imagine I know the reason why, but perhaps I shouldn't say...

[PLEASE SAY IT PIPPA HE'S SO CURIOUS]

well ...that

sucks

"Sucks"?

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