thefarshore | Text; i don't even know

Posted: 17 April 16:00
From: Roxas & Sora
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Attention! This is Roxas.(dkhdgdgf and SORA here too) I’m getting really tired of people asking me if I’m Sora’s brother or other relative. HE. IS. NOT. MY. BROTHER! There’s nothing there family wise! I just happen to look like him, but that’s it.

YEP we hardly even look alike too so I don’t know why you guys are always saying that! we have completely different hair color too! no cousins or distant relatives or anything either. so don’t say weird things please! (roxas gets really mad lol) (DO NOT)

And there’s nothing else going on either! It’s way too complicated to explain and I don’t wanna explain it again. Sora can do that because people keep getting the wrong idea from me. STOP THINKING WEIRD THINGS, PIPPA.

see, mad lol. UHHH roxas is a piece of my heart but he’s totally a separate person from me! he’s 1000000000% his own person. being related is silly. we’re just friends. (Don’t listen to Pippa she’s wrong. She’s Aphrodite, so don’t listen to her!)WHAT IS PIPPA EVEN SAYING

I’M NOT TELLING YOUWELL I DONT KNOW WHAT AND I’M NOT SAYING WHAT SHE SAID SO STOP ITFKd;gjDLFGKPEOPLE ARENT GONNA KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT I DONT EVEN KNOW I DON’T WANT THEM KNOWING SO STOP I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORdLKGDFJOOOOWE WERE SUPPOSE TO MAKE THIS POST SO PEOPLE GET ITeFKENERLFKVNXC,B MH AND YOU MADE IT WEIRDWHAT HOW DID I MAKE IT WEIRD YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT WHAT PIPPA SAID AND I SAID IM NOT TALKING ABHUT IY EKJBFAS CI’M GOINGHOME!

welp. good enough. posting this like it is because roxas got mad.

[ooc: Feel free to specify which one of them you want to talk to. Or either. Or both. Have fun with it.]

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But we're not married. Why would we do married people things?

[ .... THIS IS SO DIFFICULT FOR HER. ]

I was under the distinct impression that you were engaging in... lewd acts.

I don't think he likes me like that in the first place.

[Which is a lie. Roxas is keeping that to himself until maybe it's confirmed.]

[ BOOOOO. ]

Oh.

Well, that's a shame.

I know he likes someone, so there's that, too.

And how do you know? Have you been explicitly told that he likes someone?

I asked him if he did and he said yes.

Did he specify who he liked?

No. He changed the subject.

Then how are you to know he does or does not like you?

[ SHE'S SO SMUG RIGHT NOW. ]

Because I'm his literal other half.

Yes, and...?

Isn't that weird then???

Is it supposed to be?

Yes? I think?

Please, enlighten me. Why are you convinced it's so weird?

Because everyone else would think so.

Edited 2016-09-07 00:48 (UTC)

Does it really matter what others think?

Here, we aren't restricted by anyone or anything. There are no silly rules to keep us from acting one way or another. You could kiss anyone--no, you could kiss hundreds of people and no one could say a word about it! You don't have to dress in any certain way, there are no schedules to adhere to.

We're free here, Roxas. Embrace it.

Sora got mad at me when I told him I wanted to kiss a lot of people till I felt that fuzzy feeling you're supposed to get. I didn't with my other kisses, but he said I should only kiss the person I like.

Is there anyone you like here? Or are you going to be like Aphrodite and love everyone?

It sounds to me like he's terribly jealous!

No. There is only one person I should like to kiss, actually.

Jealous I've kissed more people than him?

So what are you gonna do if Haephestus shows up here?

Jealous that you aren't kissing him, more like!

If Haephestus's Christian name is not "Felicity Worthington," then they shall have to accept the fact that I refuse to kiss them.

[...... Nope. Going to deny that. Even if it almost did happen.]

I doubt it.

Is Felicity your girlfriend?

No.

[ But oh, how I wish she was. ]

She is my best friend.

[ ... that Pippa wants to kiss a lot. No big deal. ]

But you like her.

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