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[oathkeeper]

Posted: 17 April 16:00
From: Roxas & Sora
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Attention! This is Roxas.(dkhdgdgf and SORA here too) I’m getting really tired of people asking me if I’m Sora’s brother or other relative. HE. IS. NOT. MY. BROTHER! There’s nothing there family wise! I just happen to look like him, but that’s it.

YEP we hardly even look alike too so I don’t know why you guys are always saying that! we have completely different hair color too! no cousins or distant relatives or anything either. so don’t say weird things please! (roxas gets really mad lol) (DO NOT)

And there’s nothing else going on either! It’s way too complicated to explain and I don’t wanna explain it again. Sora can do that because people keep getting the wrong idea from me. STOP THINKING WEIRD THINGS, PIPPA.

see, mad lol. UHHH roxas is a piece of my heart but he’s totally a separate person from me! he’s 1000000000% his own person. being related is silly. we’re just friends. (Don’t listen to Pippa she’s wrong. She’s Aphrodite, so don’t listen to her!)WHAT IS PIPPA EVEN SAYING

I’M NOT TELLING YOUWELL I DONT KNOW WHAT AND I’M NOT SAYING WHAT SHE SAID SO STOP ITFKd;gjDLFGKPEOPLE ARENT GONNA KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT I DONT EVEN KNOW I DON’T WANT THEM KNOWING SO STOP I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORdLKGDFJOOOOWE WERE SUPPOSE TO MAKE THIS POST SO PEOPLE GET ITeFKENERLFKVNXC,B MH AND YOU MADE IT WEIRDWHAT HOW DID I MAKE IT WEIRD YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT WHAT PIPPA SAID AND I SAID IM NOT TALKING ABHUT IY EKJBFAS CI’M GOINGHOME!

welp. good enough. posting this like it is because roxas got mad.


[ooc: Feel free to specify which one of them you want to talk to. Or either. Or both. Have fun with it.]

Comments

[gentilitea]

[ Friendship is starting to become scarier than Hibari around these parts… ]

Yes. A strange but otherwise competent cat fancier and what can only be described as a small wild-eyed gremlin also reside within milord's temple.

[missingache]

[Scarier than Hibari is great.]

So Add and a guy I haven't met. What's a gremlin?

[gentilitea]

Ah, forgive me for using mortal parlance, Lord Roxas.
A gremlin is some sort of mechanically oriented demon. The denizens of the Near Shore do have such interesting imaginations, oho.

[missingache]

I don't think I've fought something like that before. Is Add really like a gremlin? Wait, he's a monster?

[gentilitea]

I wouldn't go as far as that. [ And that'll be the nicest thing he'll say about Add. ]
But he is unfortunately inclined to mischief.

[missingache]

So why don't you tell him to stop?

[gentilitea]

Oh, I've reprimanded him many a time for his antics, although he is not as inclined to obey me.
Fortunately, he confines himself to his room on most days.

[missingache]

Why don't you just talk to your Roxas then?

[gentilitea]

And trouble him with such trifling concerns?
Rest assured, milord; I am quite capable of keeping Add out of mischief on my own.

[ With maybe a little help from Ludger and/or Apocalypse, who knows ]

[missingache]

If my shinki had problems with each either I'd want to know.
I don't want to get blighted because they're fighting.

[gentilitea]

I…you might have a point.
I have never thought of it that way.

[missingache]

You've been blighting your god.

[gentilitea]

I

[ Long pause, as he comes to terms with the horror of Roxas's situation. ]

Then please excuse my hasty departure, Lord Roxas. My master might be in need of me.

[missingache]

[Hit a nerve there? Good.]

Okay. Have fun!