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PRESS ▲ TO SORA ([personal profile] oathkeeper) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2016-08-30 07:23 pm

Text; i don't even know

Posted: 17 April 16:00
From: Roxas & Sora
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Attention! This is Roxas.(dkhdgdgf and SORA here too) I’m getting really tired of people asking me if I’m Sora’s brother or other relative. HE. IS. NOT. MY. BROTHER! There’s nothing there family wise! I just happen to look like him, but that’s it.

YEP we hardly even look alike too so I don’t know why you guys are always saying that! we have completely different hair color too! no cousins or distant relatives or anything either. so don’t say weird things please! (roxas gets really mad lol) (DO NOT)

And there’s nothing else going on either! It’s way too complicated to explain and I don’t wanna explain it again. Sora can do that because people keep getting the wrong idea from me. STOP THINKING WEIRD THINGS, PIPPA.

see, mad lol. UHHH roxas is a piece of my heart but he’s totally a separate person from me! he’s 1000000000% his own person. being related is silly. we’re just friends. (Don’t listen to Pippa she’s wrong. She’s Aphrodite, so don’t listen to her!)WHAT IS PIPPA EVEN SAYING

I’M NOT TELLING YOUWELL I DONT KNOW WHAT AND I’M NOT SAYING WHAT SHE SAID SO STOP ITFKd;gjDLFGKPEOPLE ARENT GONNA KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT I DONT EVEN KNOW I DON’T WANT THEM KNOWING SO STOP I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORdLKGDFJOOOOWE WERE SUPPOSE TO MAKE THIS POST SO PEOPLE GET ITeFKENERLFKVNXC,B MH AND YOU MADE IT WEIRDWHAT HOW DID I MAKE IT WEIRD YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT WHAT PIPPA SAID AND I SAID IM NOT TALKING ABHUT IY EKJBFAS CI’M GOINGHOME!

welp. good enough. posting this like it is because roxas got mad.



[ooc: Feel free to specify which one of them you want to talk to. Or either. Or both. Have fun with it.]
missingache: ([68] But now they’re laughing)

[personal profile] missingache 2016-08-31 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[.......... WHY]

THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE
herbalsupplements: (you're not the brains of this operation)

[personal profile] herbalsupplements 2016-08-31 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
When magic is on the table, one person being in stasis for a couple generations makes at least as much sense as being the spiritual equivalent of conjoined twins.
missingache: ([27] We're stressed out)

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[personal profile] missingache 2016-08-31 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't be his grandfather. I'm technically going to be 3 years old in a few months.

[No need being treated like a toddler around here.]

It's a really long story, but basically I was created because he decided to be self-sacrificing.
herbalsupplements: (wait. what?)

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[personal profile] herbalsupplements 2016-08-31 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
If it makes you feel any better, I'm technically not a teenager either, though in the opposite direction of you.

[Trust for trust, right?]

I wouldn't have guessed, but he seems like the sort. Am I to take it that normally you couldn't exist simultaneously, or were you simply a byproduct, like the heat and light in some chemical reactions? (Forgive me if that was indelicate, but it's difficult for me to find a frame of reference for your experience.)
missingache: ([23] To the good old days)

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[personal profile] missingache 2016-08-31 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
As in hundreds of years older or just a few years?

He used a weird Keyblade to unlock his heart so he could let someone else's heart out. Or that's how King Mickey explained it. A Nobody is a being without a heart. So I was created, but Sora kind of had more than just his and Kairi's heart. It's weird to think about but I'm technically made up of three people. Except Kairi. Naminé is Kairi's Nobody. There is a lot more to it, but that's all I've been told. Ven and Vanitas told me some of it, too, so I think this is accurate. We're definitely not supposed to exist at the same time.

I wasn't made like the other Nobodies at least.
herbalsupplements: (everything will be alright now)

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[personal profile] herbalsupplements 2016-08-31 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
As in things start getting hazy beyond the last thousand years. I can safely say I've never encountered a situation quite like yours, however, but I promise I'll try not to treat you any different just because you're weird.

[By which he means he's still going to mess with you. Sorry, little hedgehog!]
missingache: ([14] And I care what you think)

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[personal profile] missingache 2016-08-31 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. And I'm not that weird.
herbalsupplements: (just between you and me)

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[personal profile] herbalsupplements 2016-08-31 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Only on the relative scale we have here. On an absolute scale, I'm afraid you're among the weirdest there is!
missingache: ([10] All my fears would shrink)

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[personal profile] missingache 2016-09-01 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
I think the other Roxas is weirder. Have you met him yet?
herbalsupplements: (what...?)

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[personal profile] herbalsupplements 2016-09-01 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Only online, but as clinical as he sounds even here, I can see where you have a strong argument.

But you're both moon gods, so you must have something in common besides the name (and presumably face).
missingache: ([29] Will take me back)

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[personal profile] missingache 2016-09-01 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
He's me but a more emotionless me?

No, wait. He's got emotions. He's just not good with them.
herbalsupplements: (pleasant enough)

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[personal profile] herbalsupplements 2016-09-02 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
If he's modeled on you and you're only three years old, that's hardly surprising. Give him time and he'll learn to understand.
missingache: ([14] And I care what you think)

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[personal profile] missingache 2016-09-02 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Emotions are weird.
herbalsupplements: (pretty good in fact)

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[personal profile] herbalsupplements 2016-09-03 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
They are, but you get used to them.
missingache: ([34] I’d make a candle)

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[personal profile] missingache 2016-09-06 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
If you say so. You're the adult after all.
herbalsupplements: (everything will be alright now)

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[personal profile] herbalsupplements 2016-09-06 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Listen to your elders. Save yourself some pain.