thefarshore | Text; i don't even know

Posted: 17 April 16:00
From: Roxas & Sora
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Attention! This is Roxas.(dkhdgdgf and SORA here too) I’m getting really tired of people asking me if I’m Sora’s brother or other relative. HE. IS. NOT. MY. BROTHER! There’s nothing there family wise! I just happen to look like him, but that’s it.

YEP we hardly even look alike too so I don’t know why you guys are always saying that! we have completely different hair color too! no cousins or distant relatives or anything either. so don’t say weird things please! (roxas gets really mad lol) (DO NOT)

And there’s nothing else going on either! It’s way too complicated to explain and I don’t wanna explain it again. Sora can do that because people keep getting the wrong idea from me. STOP THINKING WEIRD THINGS, PIPPA.

see, mad lol. UHHH roxas is a piece of my heart but he’s totally a separate person from me! he’s 1000000000% his own person. being related is silly. we’re just friends. (Don’t listen to Pippa she’s wrong. She’s Aphrodite, so don’t listen to her!)WHAT IS PIPPA EVEN SAYING

I’M NOT TELLING YOUWELL I DONT KNOW WHAT AND I’M NOT SAYING WHAT SHE SAID SO STOP ITFKd;gjDLFGKPEOPLE ARENT GONNA KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT I DONT EVEN KNOW I DON’T WANT THEM KNOWING SO STOP I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORdLKGDFJOOOOWE WERE SUPPOSE TO MAKE THIS POST SO PEOPLE GET ITeFKENERLFKVNXC,B MH AND YOU MADE IT WEIRDWHAT HOW DID I MAKE IT WEIRD YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT WHAT PIPPA SAID AND I SAID IM NOT TALKING ABHUT IY EKJBFAS CI’M GOINGHOME!

welp. good enough. posting this like it is because roxas got mad.

[ooc: Feel free to specify which one of them you want to talk to. Or either. Or both. Have fun with it.]

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You are part of Sora's heart?

Yeah. The other half.

I...how does that even work?

Why are you asking me? It just does.

[I.e. Roxas just.... doesn't want to try and explain it anymore.]

I'm curious. Sora is technically my son, my actual son's showed up, and I'd like to be prepared for any more.

I'm Artemis, so we're not even the same religion. And besides, she's a girl anyways, and I don't wanna be anyone's daughter.

Forrest is a goddess and he's still my son. And if you're half of Sora's heart, you're technically twins. I would assume, at least.

We are not twins, or any kind of-

[Wait. Waaaaaaaait.]

Forrest is a boy?

Yes. Forrest is a boy.

[... How did he not pick up on this.]

Oh. Okay.

He is remarkably...pretty, for lack of a better word.

Regardless, if you're half of Sora's heart somehow, you have to be related.

Yes. Yes he is.

I'm more related to Ven than I am to Sora. I at least look like Ven! I'm more brothers with the other Roxas here than Sora!

Other Roxas? Ven?

Are there long-term nonmagical clones in your world?

Ven was here for a little bit. He's the one I got my face from. The other Roxas is a copy of me.

Worlds. And I don't know.

I don't suppose Sora would know better, would he?

He knows more about the worlds than I do. If King Mickey were here he'd be the best to ask.

I see. I still don't see how being half his heart means you two aren't related in someway, though.

Because we're two separate people. Just because we share half a heart doesn't mean we have to be related. What about people with alternate personalities? Are you going to call them siblings?

Plus, I don't want to be Sora's brother.

Split personalities are a bit different. They rarely manifest in an entirely different body.

I said alternate, not split.

And if we go by your thinking, then Sora should be my dad, not my brother! I was created from his heart! So there. Call him my dad then. That'd make you my grandfather.

Edited 2016-09-01 03:21 (UTC)

No, not really.

Then stop trying to make us be related. Sora and I are not brothers.

I'm just trying to make it make sense.

We're friends. That makes enough sense.

Who share a heart--and I can only guess you don't mean the organ.

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