Text; i don't even know

[oathkeeper]

Posted: 17 April 16:00
From: Roxas & Sora
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Attention! This is Roxas.(dkhdgdgf and SORA here too) I’m getting really tired of people asking me if I’m Sora’s brother or other relative. HE. IS. NOT. MY. BROTHER! There’s nothing there family wise! I just happen to look like him, but that’s it.

YEP we hardly even look alike too so I don’t know why you guys are always saying that! we have completely different hair color too! no cousins or distant relatives or anything either. so don’t say weird things please! (roxas gets really mad lol) (DO NOT)

And there’s nothing else going on either! It’s way too complicated to explain and I don’t wanna explain it again. Sora can do that because people keep getting the wrong idea from me. STOP THINKING WEIRD THINGS, PIPPA.

see, mad lol. UHHH roxas is a piece of my heart but he’s totally a separate person from me! he’s 1000000000% his own person. being related is silly. we’re just friends. (Don’t listen to Pippa she’s wrong. She’s Aphrodite, so don’t listen to her!)WHAT IS PIPPA EVEN SAYING

I’M NOT TELLING YOUWELL I DONT KNOW WHAT AND I’M NOT SAYING WHAT SHE SAID SO STOP ITFKd;gjDLFGKPEOPLE ARENT GONNA KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT I DONT EVEN KNOW I DON’T WANT THEM KNOWING SO STOP I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORdLKGDFJOOOOWE WERE SUPPOSE TO MAKE THIS POST SO PEOPLE GET ITeFKENERLFKVNXC,B MH AND YOU MADE IT WEIRDWHAT HOW DID I MAKE IT WEIRD YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT WHAT PIPPA SAID AND I SAID IM NOT TALKING ABHUT IY EKJBFAS CI’M GOINGHOME!

welp. good enough. posting this like it is because roxas got mad.


[ooc: Feel free to specify which one of them you want to talk to. Or either. Or both. Have fun with it.]

Comments

[oathkeeper]

i just wanted to know what pippa said! D:

[missingache]

It's embarrassing!

[oathkeeper]

okay I'm sorry for asking D:

[missingache]

Don't ask her, either.

[Or. You know. Just be Sora and ask. Hopefully Pippa says nothing.]

[oathkeeper]

oh come on roxas was it really that bad???

[The curiosity is killing him.]

[missingache]

Yes. And I'm not telling you here.

[Not saying anything about not telling you.]

[oathkeeper]

does that mean you are gonna tell me or...

[missingache]

Maybe. But not right now. I'm still mad at you.

[oathkeeper]

i can't wait a whole week that's forever!!!

[missingache]

I can make it two weeks.

[oathkeeper]

UGH OKAY FINE 1 WEEK

[Into the dog house once again.]

[missingache]

No texting me unless it's life and death. No showing up at my temple. And no making other people give me messages from you.

[Better follow these rules.]

[oathkeeper]

[Those are the worst rules to ever rule, Roxas.]

what if i really really really really can't sleep and it's gonna kill me

[missingache]

Just text Axel, Riku, or one of your other friends.

[oathkeeper]

but you said if it was life or death, and i would be dying, roxas D:

[missingache]

Not sleeping isn't gonna kill you unless you don't sleep for an entire week.

You better not stay up the entire week.