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[oathkeeper]

Posted: 17 April 16:00
From: Roxas & Sora
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Attention! This is Roxas.(dkhdgdgf and SORA here too) I’m getting really tired of people asking me if I’m Sora’s brother or other relative. HE. IS. NOT. MY. BROTHER! There’s nothing there family wise! I just happen to look like him, but that’s it.

YEP we hardly even look alike too so I don’t know why you guys are always saying that! we have completely different hair color too! no cousins or distant relatives or anything either. so don’t say weird things please! (roxas gets really mad lol) (DO NOT)

And there’s nothing else going on either! It’s way too complicated to explain and I don’t wanna explain it again. Sora can do that because people keep getting the wrong idea from me. STOP THINKING WEIRD THINGS, PIPPA.

see, mad lol. UHHH roxas is a piece of my heart but he’s totally a separate person from me! he’s 1000000000% his own person. being related is silly. we’re just friends. (Don’t listen to Pippa she’s wrong. She’s Aphrodite, so don’t listen to her!)WHAT IS PIPPA EVEN SAYING

I’M NOT TELLING YOUWELL I DONT KNOW WHAT AND I’M NOT SAYING WHAT SHE SAID SO STOP ITFKd;gjDLFGKPEOPLE ARENT GONNA KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT I DONT EVEN KNOW I DON’T WANT THEM KNOWING SO STOP I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORdLKGDFJOOOOWE WERE SUPPOSE TO MAKE THIS POST SO PEOPLE GET ITeFKENERLFKVNXC,B MH AND YOU MADE IT WEIRDWHAT HOW DID I MAKE IT WEIRD YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT WHAT PIPPA SAID AND I SAID IM NOT TALKING ABHUT IY EKJBFAS CI’M GOINGHOME!

welp. good enough. posting this like it is because roxas got mad.


[ooc: Feel free to specify which one of them you want to talk to. Or either. Or both. Have fun with it.]

Comments

[gentilitea]

[ It's true tbh—which is why Jakob wants to mess with him more. ]

Rest assured, as a butler I cannot even begin to fathom his most basic desires.
Beyond a professed fondness for frozen desserts.
The Lord Roxas can be rather inscrutable.

[oathkeeper]

[And it's working! And that stiff way of speech Jakob uses is starting to go over Sora's head!]

haha are you talking about ice cream and cake? he sure does love his ice cream and cake! i can't wait for his cake day.

[gentilitea]

[ And those modern references are going over his— ]

Is that some sort of holiday?

[ He may or may not be taking notes—Ludger isn't going to beat him at cake-making!!!! ]

[oathkeeper]

[That would be a competition Sora would pay to see.]

chang'e gets a festival in the fall where he gets a whole bunch of cake! i think there's a big party too, i can't remember what he told me i just remember there's lot of cake!

[gentilitea]

Oh, of course, the Mid-Autumn Festival.
Yes, it is traditional to serve cakes on this date. To my understanding you share it with friends and family, preferably whilst gazing upon the full moon.

[ The way he says it makes it seem like a solemn occasion for quiet reflection and family gatherings, but really, it's only because he hasn't bothered to mention the livelier side of the festival… ]

[oathkeeper]

i can't wait! it's gonna be a great party! I wonder if you guys are going to have it all happen at your temple?

[gentilitea]

My, aren't you eager. [ He guesses it does make some form of sense that Data-Roxas would warm up to him as a friend… ]
But if the Lord Roxas wills it, then I hope you will remain on your best behavior.

[ Never mind that dice games and the occasional loud parties are also a feature of the holiday… ]

[oathkeeper]

i'll do my best, jakob! you won't see me slandering anyone! promise!

[Jakob's strict attitude must be rubbing off on Sora.]

[gentilitea]

[ Sora… ]

Hmph. I will be the judge of that, Sora.