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[commoncurtissy]

Posted: May 21st
From: Jade Curtiss

[So at first you don't see much of anything but the camera moving around and going through an ornate chinese style temple.

The camera view comes into contact of a boy from behind. He's slender with short black hair and seems to be preoccupied with something that isn't visible on the camera.

From behind the camera, a long, dried up spider leg with a human-like hand attached comes into view-- sort of like a first person shooter video game.

Slowly, the grotesque appendage reaches it's destination which is the boy's cheek, then shoulder.

Jade then whispers in a low voice.]

Daddy long legs wants to play

( [The calm before the storm] )

[There's a beat of silence and then a loud screech erupts from Watanuki.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Jade steps back quickly as six extra arms (making eight in total) shoot out from Guan Yin's body and flail about wildly, knocking things off of the counter he was just working on which happened to be making tea. The boy steps right into the tea and then slips and falls then squirms on the floor screaming while his extra limbs fling about.

There's no laughter on the other end, just an amused:]

Well that's new.

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[latentforlife]

Posted: May 21st
From: Shuusei Kagari
Location: Temple of Surtr


Is it weird that parts of this feel normal and parts of this feel like a simulation? It's strange and I get uncomfortable thinking about why some things seem really off without me being able to pin point why they are off. Also, realizing I died in what are probably my early 20's sucks.

So on to a more important question! What do shinki do for fun around here? I know there's cooking, cute goddesses and wine but I'm feeling a little boxed in by the weirdness of it all and could use a few more distractions.

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[reformedsinner]

Posted: 20 May 2016 16:22
From: Cho Hakkai

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[Attached to the post are a few slightly off-kilter photographs of a abandoned building with the bright skies of the Far Shore and overgrown foliage visible in most of the shots.]

Do you suppose this temple belonged to a god of education?

I'm afraid I haven't found enough documents left behind to be sure! With a bit of work, it could be a good place to hold classes, though. Don't you think?

The blackboards mostly aren't cracked.

If anyone would be interested in helping us clean it up, assistance would be appreciated. Directions are attached.


[ooc; images sourced from here! Hakkai has had this post sitting around for a while, hoping that his fruit-induced haiku curse would wear off, but has given up. Responses will be in haiku syllable count. He's sorry.]