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[birdstheword]

Posted: May 12, 2016
From: Neith

Gatchaman Hajime here! Hello hello~! G'morning!!! ☀

I'm here with better news this time but I do have a question! BUT FIRST:

MESSY-CHAN IS HERE~! ₊·*◟(˶ᗒ ᗨ ᗕ˵)◜‧*✮

They're a super great friend from back home! Messy-chan just poofed here! But I think this place, being so new and different from back home may have made them nervous! Messy-chan was running all around the temple, knocking things over and sucking them up before I could get Messy-chan's attention and calm Messy-chan down. I donno where they went to from there so if anyone sees an super adorable floating glowy multi-colored cube floating about, lemme know ASAP! c(＞ v＜)ゞ

Messy-chan is just super nervous. Soooo has anyone seen this cute alien floating around?

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Cute right? Messy-chan is pretty harmless too! So don't be scared. If Messy-chan is gobbling anything up its safe and sound and can be spit it right back out! I'll be out and about looking for Messy-chan! Bye bye!

[Though this alien Rubik's Cube may be going all around the Far Shore sucking up things. Anything smaller then a bus is fair game. That includes people too. So Hajime is sorry in advance!
Normally people wouldn't be able to see an alien like Messy but there's always something different about gods and shinki, so Hajime is willing to bet they can!]

Comments

[shadepossessed]

what the fuckshitting fuck

[SORRY, SHE JUST...CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE CONSTRUCTIVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT.]

[birdstheword]

Are you okay?

[shadepossessed]

im not the one insisting a cube is my friend so yeah im fantastic

[churchbelle]

That's a cube, miss.

You're telling me you misplaced a cube? That's eating things?

[Like JUST TO BE CLEAR...]

[birdstheword]

Messy-chan is a cube but Messy-chan is alive and floats all around and even changes shape and all kinds of stuff! They're super curious and yep, eatting things does happen~ but nothing bad happens to whatever gets sucked up! Promise!

[churchbelle]

But something sure does happen, if it's being had for supper. Then it's going where, exactly? Inside the mess?

Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

Is there a reward if I find it? I can't guarantee anything if it's trespassing.

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[birdstheword]

What are you thinking of? If you're asking about a reward then there's gotta be something you're after Anon-san~!

I can see what I can do.

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[volksdaemon]

[Well that was easier than he'd expected.]

I think the normal thing is money, but I'd take something else valuable too, if you can think of one.

How is someone supposed to capture it if it sucks things up, by the way?

[gentilitea]

Good gods, how can there there more of these things?

[ And this one sounds a lot more troublesome than Add’s little floating cube son too… ]

[birdstheword]

This is the only Messy-chan I've seen! Have you seen more?! Tell me! Tell meeee~!

[gentilitea]

I share a temple with such a creature.
Though I fail to see how anyone could be so enthusiastic about these things.

[ Aside from the fact that they do cool magic shit he can't even dream of doing— ]

[revolutionfalcon]

[That cube does not look nearly big enough to eat anything, which does not put any hopeful thoughts into Shun regarding what it eating things might mean.]

What do you mean by "gobbling things up"?

[birdstheword]

Weelllllll think of it as....Messy-chan likes to collect things inside it's body. It doesn't have teeth or anything tho so everything and everyone is super safe.

It happened back home and then Gatchaman stepped in.

[revolutionfalcon]

[Yeah, that's about the answer he was expecting.]

If that thing comes anywhere near my temple and you're not with it, I'm not guaranteeing it'll come back in one piece.

[bussounoshima]

Very cute.

[What the fuck.]

We'll keep an eye out for it.

[birdstheword]

Thank you thank you~!

I super appreciate it! The more people keeping an eye out for Messy-chan, the sooner I can find them!

[fullcowl]

Where does the stuff Messy eats go?

[That. That sure is an alien cube eating his salt and pepper shakers.]

[birdstheword]

Inside of Messy-chan! But i don't think its like a stomach....more like a storage inside of it cause it doesn't come out gooey or anything!

[twiceinhabited]

[Another strange thing. But it's more on the... unusual yet cute variety? It's kind of interesting, really.]

I'll look out for it. What else can you tell us about it? Such as can it talk?

[A talking, alien Rubik's Cube. Why not?]

[birdstheword]

Messy-chan can't talk but if you make motions, they'll mimic you and try to communicate!

[subtract]

Don't mind Jakob, he just likes to be difficult, kukukukuku. [as if Add isn't exactly the same...]

I can say with certainty now that there's no relation between the two of them, but it would be interesting to see how a visually similar entity reacts to Apocalypse and vice versa. Do you need any assistance locating them?

[birdstheword]

Add-kun, you're so cute. I love it when you type out your laugh~ It's adorable.

Really? No relation? I stil think they're cousins! We stil need a play date, you know?

Dekukuku has me covered I think! I'm heading there now.

[timeshields]

It ate one of Souji's cats.

[birdstheword]

Whoopsie! The kitty cat is fine though! I just have to get to Messy-chan!

Sorry about that!