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[birdstheword]

Posted: May 12, 2016
From: Neith

Gatchaman Hajime here! Hello hello~! G'morning!!! ☀

I'm here with better news this time but I do have a question! BUT FIRST:

MESSY-CHAN IS HERE~! ₊·*◟(˶ᗒ ᗨ ᗕ˵)◜‧*✮

They're a super great friend from back home! Messy-chan just poofed here! But I think this place, being so new and different from back home may have made them nervous! Messy-chan was running all around the temple, knocking things over and sucking them up before I could get Messy-chan's attention and calm Messy-chan down. I donno where they went to from there so if anyone sees an super adorable floating glowy multi-colored cube floating about, lemme know ASAP! c(＞ v＜)ゞ

Messy-chan is just super nervous. Soooo has anyone seen this cute alien floating around?

Messydokidoki.jpg

Cute right? Messy-chan is pretty harmless too! So don't be scared. If Messy-chan is gobbling anything up its safe and sound and can be spit it right back out! I'll be out and about looking for Messy-chan! Bye bye!

[Though this alien Rubik's Cube may be going all around the Far Shore sucking up things. Anything smaller then a bus is fair game. That includes people too. So Hajime is sorry in advance!
Normally people wouldn't be able to see an alien like Messy but there's always something different about gods and shinki, so Hajime is willing to bet they can!]

Comments

[birdstheword]

Messy-chan is a cube but Messy-chan is alive and floats all around and even changes shape and all kinds of stuff! They're super curious and yep, eatting things does happen~ but nothing bad happens to whatever gets sucked up! Promise!

[churchbelle]

But something sure does happen, if it's being had for supper. Then it's going where, exactly? Inside the mess?

[birdstheword]

Bingo! But Messy doesn't digest things or anything. Think of it as....storage until Messy-chan wants to let it out!

[churchbelle]

You don't say. Alright. Next question, miss: why does it do that? Surely there's no reason for compulsively eating what you don't rightly need.

[birdstheword]

I donno. I never really asked!

[churchbelle]

I see. That really does help.

Well how does a man go about not getting eaten himself if he happens to find your friend? Any magic words I should be saying?

[birdstheword]

Just play with Messy-chan!

They can't talk but Messy can transform into different shapes. I'm sure if you try to get Messy's attention you will! Maybe try dancing too~?

[churchbelle]

I'm not much of a dancer. I'll try waving first. Everybody likes a little hospitality.

[birdstheword]

Yes! That works too!

I hope you can befriend Messy-chan!

[churchbelle]

Sure. Don't want to get eaten.

What's your name, miss? I'll give you a holler if I find your pal. [tell him Gatchaman isn't her first name, he's confused,]

[birdstheword]

I'm Hajime! Nice to meet 'cha! What do I call you?

Thanks for all the help. I really appreciate it!

[churchbelle]

Hazel's fine. It's a pleasure. Here's hoping you find the lil guy sooner rather than later.

[birdstheword]

Thank you Hazel-san! With you cheering me on I can't lose! Messy-chan will be found ASAP!