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[birdstheword]

Posted: May 12, 2016
From: Neith

Gatchaman Hajime here! Hello hello~! G'morning!!! ☀

I'm here with better news this time but I do have a question! BUT FIRST:

MESSY-CHAN IS HERE~! ₊·*◟(˶ᗒ ᗨ ᗕ˵)◜‧*✮

They're a super great friend from back home! Messy-chan just poofed here! But I think this place, being so new and different from back home may have made them nervous! Messy-chan was running all around the temple, knocking things over and sucking them up before I could get Messy-chan's attention and calm Messy-chan down. I donno where they went to from there so if anyone sees an super adorable floating glowy multi-colored cube floating about, lemme know ASAP! c(＞ v＜)ゞ

Messy-chan is just super nervous. Soooo has anyone seen this cute alien floating around?

Messydokidoki.jpg

Cute right? Messy-chan is pretty harmless too! So don't be scared. If Messy-chan is gobbling anything up its safe and sound and can be spit it right back out! I'll be out and about looking for Messy-chan! Bye bye!

[Though this alien Rubik's Cube may be going all around the Far Shore sucking up things. Anything smaller then a bus is fair game. That includes people too. So Hajime is sorry in advance!
Normally people wouldn't be able to see an alien like Messy but there's always something different about gods and shinki, so Hajime is willing to bet they can!]

Comments

[gentilitea]

Now see here! I cannot permit such a blatant disregard for proper form within this household! [ Besides he really can't believe that Add is actually capable of making friends… ]
It would be extremely inappropriate!

[ A moment later—he's really grasping at straws here— ]

I cannot subject Apocalypse to such undue distress!!

[birdstheword]

[What is this guy.]

Apocalypse-nyan and Add-kun are friends. I won't stress either of them out! You're super protective! That's really sweet but you gotta loosen up! Shake it out!

I'm going to stop by soon so don't worry!

[gentilitea]

[ PROTECTIVE???? NOBODY'S ALLOWED TO KNOW HOW TSUN HE IS FOR ADD ]

I’ll have you know that I am merely keeping my utterly foolish master from embarrassing himself!

[ But that’s asking for a miracle…as is hoping that she might suddenly change her mind…fuck his life tbh… ]

[birdstheword]

Oh wow are you like, Add-kun's Super BF? He must be happy to have you at his back. Wow~

That's cute! You're cute! That's it! I gotta meet you sometime soon now! I wanna know Add-kun's BF!

Don't worry! He won't embarrass himself! He can't do that around me, we have too much fun.

[gentilitea]

This is absurd.

[ And he has come to the conclusion that she is probably insane, and moreover that he can’t fight her at all.

You know you’ve got him cornered when he can’t even protest to being called anyone’s friend… ]

[birdstheword]

You're cute Jakob-san <3

[gentilitea]

[ There's really no winning this smh… ]

Please don't call me that.

[birdstheword]

Awww but i really mean it! It's true!

[gentilitea]

[ But what if Add sees th—oh fuck it. ]

Regardless, as you are in effect his visitor I shall have to escort you inside the temple.

[ She’s really going to need some help getting around in there. Seriously. ]

I should hope that you can maintain proper decorum then.

[birdstheword]

So when I come by you'll meet up with me? That's sweet of you Jakob-san! So long as I can hold your hand!

Decorum?

[gentilitea]

[ But why would she even want to— ]

Yes, decorum.
By which I mean that you must observe proper etiquette in the meantime, and you will likewise be shown every courtesy the temple has to offer.
I will make sure of it.

[birdstheword]

Whatever you say! I'll just be me though.

You're a real gentleman!

[gentilitea]

[ To that, he has to make one final appeal at being a dick: ]

Of course I am. [ And don’t you forget it. ]

[birdstheword]

Soooooooo I'll head that way after I find Messy-chan then, Y/Y?

[gentilitea]

[ DEEP SIGH. ]

I expect you to be on your best behavior.

[birdstheword]

GATCHA!