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[birdstheword]

Posted: May 12, 2016
From: Neith

Gatchaman Hajime here! Hello hello~! G'morning!!! ☀

I'm here with better news this time but I do have a question! BUT FIRST:

MESSY-CHAN IS HERE~! ₊·*◟(˶ᗒ ᗨ ᗕ˵)◜‧*✮

They're a super great friend from back home! Messy-chan just poofed here! But I think this place, being so new and different from back home may have made them nervous! Messy-chan was running all around the temple, knocking things over and sucking them up before I could get Messy-chan's attention and calm Messy-chan down. I donno where they went to from there so if anyone sees an super adorable floating glowy multi-colored cube floating about, lemme know ASAP! c(＞ v＜)ゞ

Messy-chan is just super nervous. Soooo has anyone seen this cute alien floating around?

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Cute right? Messy-chan is pretty harmless too! So don't be scared. If Messy-chan is gobbling anything up its safe and sound and can be spit it right back out! I'll be out and about looking for Messy-chan! Bye bye!

[Though this alien Rubik's Cube may be going all around the Far Shore sucking up things. Anything smaller then a bus is fair game. That includes people too. So Hajime is sorry in advance!
Normally people wouldn't be able to see an alien like Messy but there's always something different about gods and shinki, so Hajime is willing to bet they can!]

Comments

[birdstheword]

Name your price then

Everything Messy-chan sucks up is fine. 100% I've seen it myself! It's more like a storage inside of them then anything!

[volksdaemon]

Hmmm... Which currency though? Japanese Yen?

That was wherever you came from. Do you know it works the same way here?

[birdstheword]

If that works for you thats easiest for me!

Would there be a reason for Messy-chan not to? I work the same. I can still become a Gatchaman. I think Messy-chan is the same.

[volksdaemon]

500,000 yen

[At least it's a starting point. He's not sure what she'll say, but that's $5,000 which is a solid finder's fee.]

If this 'Messy-chan' didn't arrive as a God or Shinki, then it's already different than how other strangers like us are arriving. I think that's reason enough to be curious how.

[birdstheword]

Too slow~ Dekuku found Messy-chan~!

That's...true. I didn't think of it like that. Maybe it's because Messy-chan is an alien. Idonno. But hey if you wanna meet Messy-chan, I can introduce you sometime!

[volksdaemon]

There's always the possibility it'll get out again. How'd you lose it in the first place?

Oh, so it speaks some alien language, but i can actually think for itself?

[Lucky him, then. He thought it was literally a robot cube.]

[birdstheword]

Im heading there now but I'll keep your offer in mind. Your help doesn't come cheap~

I woke up and Messy-chan was suddenly here. I didn't get the chance to calm them down before Messy-chan zoomed off.

Got it! Messy-chan can't talk, it communicates mostly with movement I believe. Messy-chan is a adorable alien cube!

[volksdaemon]

Good to know. I'll keep all that in mind.

[Meanwhile, Schuldig has plans for Messy already.]