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[birdstheword]

Posted: May 12, 2016
From: Neith

Gatchaman Hajime here! Hello hello~! G'morning!!! ☀

I'm here with better news this time but I do have a question! BUT FIRST:

MESSY-CHAN IS HERE~! ₊·*◟(˶ᗒ ᗨ ᗕ˵)◜‧*✮

They're a super great friend from back home! Messy-chan just poofed here! But I think this place, being so new and different from back home may have made them nervous! Messy-chan was running all around the temple, knocking things over and sucking them up before I could get Messy-chan's attention and calm Messy-chan down. I donno where they went to from there so if anyone sees an super adorable floating glowy multi-colored cube floating about, lemme know ASAP! c(＞ v＜)ゞ

Messy-chan is just super nervous. Soooo has anyone seen this cute alien floating around?

Messydokidoki.jpg

Cute right? Messy-chan is pretty harmless too! So don't be scared. If Messy-chan is gobbling anything up its safe and sound and can be spit it right back out! I'll be out and about looking for Messy-chan! Bye bye!

[Though this alien Rubik's Cube may be going all around the Far Shore sucking up things. Anything smaller then a bus is fair game. That includes people too. So Hajime is sorry in advance!
Normally people wouldn't be able to see an alien like Messy but there's always something different about gods and shinki, so Hajime is willing to bet they can!]

Comments

[shadepossessed]

what the fuckshitting fuck

[SORRY, SHE JUST...CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE CONSTRUCTIVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT.]

[birdstheword]

Are you okay?

[shadepossessed]

im not the one insisting a cube is my friend so yeah im fantastic

[birdstheword]

It is my friend. I've known Messy-chan for a long while now before poofing to this place!

Hey, when I get Messy-chan back maybe you would like to meet it?

[shadepossessed]

the cube that eats people sure sounds like a blast

[birdstheword]

It doesn't hurt anyone though. If I can find Messy-chan, then it's super easy to get everyone spit back out!

I didn't mean to scare you!



[It was better to tell everyone what to expect then them happen to see it and freak out.]

[shadepossessed]

im not scared i just think thats fucked up

[birdstheword]

Messy-chan is just scared though. But don't worry, I'll introduce you once I find Messy!

[shadepossessed]

great. thrilled to bits.

[birdstheword]

Happy to hear! Then we should ice cream or something after to top things off. Y/y?

[shadepossessed]

[christ... this girl's a headache.]

what does that even mean

[birdstheword]

You and me, go out for ice cream. Yes?

That's what it means!

I'll even treat you~! Triple the scoop and all the toppings you could want.

[shadepossessed]

[y/y meant yes... okay... the internet is weird.]

better be some damn good ice cream if i have to hang out with a shitting cube

[birdstheword]

You got it! I'll do my best to find the best!

Hey, hey! We didn't even introduce ourselves. I'm Hajime. Who are you? I don't think I've seen you around the network before? Are you new? Belated WELCOME~!

[shadepossessed]

[nnnnh]

kainé

[shoutout to her god for figuring out how to make an accented e and teaching her, thanks sharak]

and yeah i sure am freshly dead its been great

[birdstheword]

Well you're not really dead-dead cause you're here talking right? I mean, I get the whole shinki thing but it's still great that you're here or I wouldn't get to meet you Kainé-san! And we wouldn't be getting icecream!

So; it is great to have you here! Let's do lots of other fun things too! Make the most of it.

[shadepossessed]

youre a weird one

[birdstheword]

Hm? I don't think so! I'm just me, Hajime.

[shadepossessed]

not mutually exclusive

listen if your cube eats something important im going to punch it

but only then

[birdstheword]

Gotcha!

Messy-chan can take a few hits but if you lemme know I can get Messy-chan to spit out everything way easier! All your important things will be 100% okay.