birdstheword: (✂ 275 Messy)
Hajime Ichinose ([personal profile] birdstheword) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2016-11-04 04:28 pm

HEAVENS BBS | TEXT

Posted: May 12, 2016
From: Neith

Gatchaman Hajime here! Hello hello~! G'morning!!! ☀

I'm here with better news this time but I do have a question! BUT FIRST:

MESSY-CHAN IS HERE~! ₊·*◟(˶ᗒ ᗨ ᗕ˵)◜‧*✮

They're a super great friend from back home! Messy-chan just poofed here! But I think this place, being so new and different from back home may have made them nervous! Messy-chan was running all around the temple, knocking things over and sucking them up before I could get Messy-chan's attention and calm Messy-chan down. I donno where they went to from there so if anyone sees an super adorable floating glowy multi-colored cube floating about, lemme know ASAP! c(> v<)ゞ

Messy-chan is just super nervous. Soooo has anyone seen this cute alien floating around?

Messydokidoki.jpg

Cute right? Messy-chan is pretty harmless too! So don't be scared. If Messy-chan is gobbling anything up its safe and sound and can be spit it right back out! I'll be out and about looking for Messy-chan! Bye bye!


[Though this alien Rubik's Cube may be going all around the Far Shore sucking up things. Anything smaller then a bus is fair game. That includes people too. So Hajime is sorry in advance!
Normally people wouldn't be able to see an alien like Messy but there's always something different about gods and shinki, so Hajime is willing to bet they can!]
gentilitea: (Flowing like time)

[personal profile] gentilitea 2016-11-15 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Kidding is for guys who don’t have butlers forced to take everything you say seriously. As it stands, he is quite at his mortal limit: ]

Ten minutes.
subtract: you lose your mind (I-0098)

[personal profile] subtract 2016-11-18 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
... Ten minutes? Very well, then. Make it under ten minutes.

[Jakob is now trolling himself thanks to Add's efforts. This is truly his greatest accomplishment thus far... though he's finally starting to get the impression that Jakob is taking this 100% seriously. He dials his shit-eating grin down a couple notches.]

You know, that would be quite an accomplishment. If you actually manage to pull that off, I'll be impressed. Although the likelihood of that occurring is quite low...
gentilitea: (With an outstretched hand)

[personal profile] gentilitea 2016-11-18 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
What sort of shinki would I be if I could not accomplish such a simple task?

[ Except it’s not simple, and escorting a bubbly kid and her pet cube is bound to complicate things. And Jakob isn’t even sure that he understands the full range of Add’s powers over his temple.

These are trying times indeed. ]