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[birdstheword]

Posted: May 12, 2016
From: Neith

Gatchaman Hajime here! Hello hello~! G'morning!!! ☀

I'm here with better news this time but I do have a question! BUT FIRST:

MESSY-CHAN IS HERE~! ₊·*◟(˶ᗒ ᗨ ᗕ˵)◜‧*✮

They're a super great friend from back home! Messy-chan just poofed here! But I think this place, being so new and different from back home may have made them nervous! Messy-chan was running all around the temple, knocking things over and sucking them up before I could get Messy-chan's attention and calm Messy-chan down. I donno where they went to from there so if anyone sees an super adorable floating glowy multi-colored cube floating about, lemme know ASAP! c(＞ v＜)ゞ

Messy-chan is just super nervous. Soooo has anyone seen this cute alien floating around?

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Cute right? Messy-chan is pretty harmless too! So don't be scared. If Messy-chan is gobbling anything up its safe and sound and can be spit it right back out! I'll be out and about looking for Messy-chan! Bye bye!

[Though this alien Rubik's Cube may be going all around the Far Shore sucking up things. Anything smaller then a bus is fair game. That includes people too. So Hajime is sorry in advance!
Normally people wouldn't be able to see an alien like Messy but there's always something different about gods and shinki, so Hajime is willing to bet they can!]

Comments

[shadepossessed]

what the fuckshitting fuck

[SORRY, SHE JUST...CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE CONSTRUCTIVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT.]

[churchbelle]

That's a cube, miss.

You're telling me you misplaced a cube? That's eating things?

[Like JUST TO BE CLEAR...]

Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

Is there a reward if I find it? I can't guarantee anything if it's trespassing.

[gentilitea]

Good gods, how can there there more of these things?

[ And this one sounds a lot more troublesome than Add’s little floating cube son too… ]

[revolutionfalcon]

[That cube does not look nearly big enough to eat anything, which does not put any hopeful thoughts into Shun regarding what it eating things might mean.]

What do you mean by "gobbling things up"?

[bussounoshima]

Very cute.

[What the fuck.]

We'll keep an eye out for it.

[birdstheword]

Are you okay?

[birdstheword]

Messy-chan is a cube but Messy-chan is alive and floats all around and even changes shape and all kinds of stuff! They're super curious and yep, eatting things does happen~ but nothing bad happens to whatever gets sucked up! Promise!

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[birdstheword]

What are you thinking of? If you're asking about a reward then there's gotta be something you're after Anon-san~!

I can see what I can do.

[birdstheword]

This is the only Messy-chan I've seen! Have you seen more?! Tell me! Tell meeee~!

[shadepossessed]

im not the one insisting a cube is my friend so yeah im fantastic

[birdstheword]

Weelllllll think of it as....Messy-chan likes to collect things inside it's body. It doesn't have teeth or anything tho so everything and everyone is super safe.

It happened back home and then Gatchaman stepped in.

[birdstheword]

Thank you thank you~!

I super appreciate it! The more people keeping an eye out for Messy-chan, the sooner I can find them!

[birdstheword]

It is my friend. I've known Messy-chan for a long while now before poofing to this place!

Hey, when I get Messy-chan back maybe you would like to meet it?

[shadepossessed]

the cube that eats people sure sounds like a blast

[birdstheword]

It doesn't hurt anyone though. If I can find Messy-chan, then it's super easy to get everyone spit back out!

I didn't mean to scare you!



[It was better to tell everyone what to expect then them happen to see it and freak out.]

[shadepossessed]

im not scared i just think thats fucked up

[gentilitea]

I share a temple with such a creature.
Though I fail to see how anyone could be so enthusiastic about these things.

[ Aside from the fact that they do cool magic shit he can't even dream of doing— ]

[birdstheword]

They're cute.

[Duh]

Wait wait wait! Are you with Add-kun? OH! you're talking about Messy-chan's cousin! How are you not bffs with them?!

[birdstheword]

Messy-chan is just scared though. But don't worry, I'll introduce you once I find Messy!

[gentilitea]

[ He doesn’t get it. Especially the bff part ]

“Cousin?” [ Whyever would you call magical glowing cubes that you strange, strange child… ]
It appears that I must speak to my master about creating more of Apocalypse’s ilk, especially if it has been causing people some trouble.

[ Really, the name pretty much tips him off. His butler sensibilities are offended, Messy-chan. ]

[shadepossessed]

great. thrilled to bits.

[birdstheword]

Happy to hear! Then we should ice cream or something after to top things off. Y/y?

[birdstheword]

Messy-chan is just worried and scared. They'll settled down super soon, that's why I need everyone to keep an eye out so I can find Messy ASAP!

Apocalypse-nyan is super cute though! Once I find Messy-chan, you can bet I'll be visiting Add-kun and Apocalypse! That means you too~!

[gentilitea]

[ DON'T DO THAT YOU'LL GET FRIENDSHIP ALL OVER HIM EW ]

What makes you think he would even approve? [ Guess who's trying very hard to skirt around calling Add any sort of formal godly honorific. ]
I for one would be reluctant to allow a creature called "Messy" right into Henir's temple!