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[birdstheword]

Posted: May 12, 2016
From: Neith

Gatchaman Hajime here! Hello hello~! G'morning!!! ☀

I'm here with better news this time but I do have a question! BUT FIRST:

MESSY-CHAN IS HERE~! ₊·*◟(˶ᗒ ᗨ ᗕ˵)◜‧*✮

They're a super great friend from back home! Messy-chan just poofed here! But I think this place, being so new and different from back home may have made them nervous! Messy-chan was running all around the temple, knocking things over and sucking them up before I could get Messy-chan's attention and calm Messy-chan down. I donno where they went to from there so if anyone sees an super adorable floating glowy multi-colored cube floating about, lemme know ASAP! c(＞ v＜)ゞ

Messy-chan is just super nervous. Soooo has anyone seen this cute alien floating around?

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Cute right? Messy-chan is pretty harmless too! So don't be scared. If Messy-chan is gobbling anything up its safe and sound and can be spit it right back out! I'll be out and about looking for Messy-chan! Bye bye!

[Though this alien Rubik's Cube may be going all around the Far Shore sucking up things. Anything smaller then a bus is fair game. That includes people too. So Hajime is sorry in advance!
Normally people wouldn't be able to see an alien like Messy but there's always something different about gods and shinki, so Hajime is willing to bet they can!]

Comments

[fullcowl]

Where does the stuff Messy eats go?

[That. That sure is an alien cube eating his salt and pepper shakers.]

[birdstheword]

Inside of Messy-chan! But i don't think its like a stomach....more like a storage inside of it cause it doesn't come out gooey or anything!

[fullcowl]

That's... pretty cool. They're in my apartment right now. Does Messy teleport too?

[birdstheword]

They can go invisible and transparent!

I'll head over there super soon then! Just have fun! If you make gestures they'll probably mimic you!

[fullcowl]

[... How? It doesn't have limbs.]

I'll see you soon, Hajime.

[He offers a cautious wave to the cube. Please don't eat him up.]

[birdstheword]

OMW See you soon!

[She's going to be heading there. Though Messy is going to be moving around the apartment, sucking things up. Sorry Deku]

[fullcowl]

[Izuku's couch is being eaten. There goes his pillows. His chair.

Good grief.

At least Messy hasn't tried to suck him up.]

[birdstheword]

[There may be black and green tentacle coming out from between the multiple cubes as he looks for more to absorb. Despite not having a face, Messy almost seems to turn towards Deku now--debating.]

[fullcowl]

[... He's dealt with way worse than being eaten up by a cube but... he doesn't actually want to try it.]

Please don't eat me.

[birdstheword]

[The cubes shift around as it grows in mass. The tentacles seem to be coming from inside of it, around a black inner core. It floats closer to the hero, curiously.]

[fullcowl]

Hajime, I think it wants to eat me.

[He watches it wearily, but otherwise doesn't move.]

[birdstheword]

Maybe you smell tasty?

[She's so helpful]

I'm almost there, no worries Dekuku! Just play with Messy-chan until I'm there!

[Messy reaches out with of those black tentacles, towards Deku's head]

[fullcowl]

How?

[Alright. He's just going to stand here and let Mess do what they will.]

[birdstheword]

Messy-chan can't talk to us, they use movements to communicate best they can!

[It touches Deku's head, almost in a patting motion as the cube swirl around each other. The tentacles retract as Messy's shape changes, making a more human looking silhouette the same height at Deku.]

...

[Lifting what looks like a right arm: wave wave]

[fullcowl]

[He's getting headpats from an alien cube, this is where his life is.

He'll wave back.]

Um... Nice to meet you, Messy.

[birdstheword]

[At least Messy hasn't tired to eat him. Head pats or being inside a cube. Choices Deku, choices.

At the waving, Messy's 'hand' waves faster, as if excited. There's another slight shift in the cubes as they start to slowly disappear and come together. The shape of the silhouette is starting to look more like Deku's by the second. Now that that the shape of his hair is outlined and--

Thats when there's a loud knock on the door, startling the alien cube. Messy backs up and shifts back to being nothing more then a harmless floating rubix cube]

Dekuku! It's me! Ha-ji-me~! You didn't get eaten did you?

[fullcowl]

[You know what, he'll take it.]

Coming!

[He looks back at Messy- back to being a cube, huh? ... Maybe Messy's shy?

Before going toward the door and unlocking it.]

Nope, still here.

[birdstheword]

[She bounces is with a smile as bright as ever. She's always happy to see Deku. Always, Always! A fellow hero and a great friend! She winks at him sweetly]

Thank you Dekuku! You're my hero~!

[Hajime giggles before walking around him and over to the floating cube. Messy bounces once, seeming to perk before flying over and around her. Hajime reaches up and catches the cube as she brings Messy down and nuzzles her face against it]

Messy-chan! I looked all over for you!

[fullcowl]

No problem, Hajime.

[He offers a small smile back.]

I'm glad you found your friend again.

[He'd like his furniture back, but if he has to he could just move stuff from the other apartments to his.]

[birdstheword]

Yes! Thank you, Thank you~!

[She jumps up with each thank you before she looks over to Deku, Messy still in her embrace]

Messy-chan, this is Dekuku. He's a very important friend of mine! A hero too! Isn't that cool?

[The cube just bounces a bit, seeming to shift around as much now that Hajime is here and holding them. At least for a moment before pixieled green cubes seem to suddenly spill out of it. The green cubes are less like cubes and more like pixels from a computer, take the shape of the items it has absorbed from the apartment and one additional cat. It's a strange site, like something digitally uploading before turning back into itself. It's even in the right places like nothing ever happened.]

[fullcowl]

Ah... Right. We're both heroes. In different place though, I think.

[He's a little baffled by the cat, but his apartment is back to the way it looked before Messy got into it. So it's fine, he's pretty sure..]

Thank you, Messy.

... Who's cat is that?

[birdstheword]

Still heroes~!

[She smiles at the cat, whew. She's sure Messy has more things to spit out but at least the cat is free!]

Souji-san's cat! I need to run it to him too. Messy-chan got to a lot of places. Crazy~!

[fullcowl]

Still heroes.

It looks like the cat is okay. [It doesn't look awfully traumatized or anything.] I'm glad you two managed to reunite.

[birdstheword]

Thank goodness! I don't want Homura-chan upset at Messy for his missing cat. I better get it back ASAP!

[She lets go of Messy to walk over and scoop up the poor kitty. The alien cube floats up a bit, seeming completely docile now.]

Thanks again Dekuku! I knew I could count on you. Right Messy-chan?

[She glances up just as Messy bounces up and down. Is that a nod? Who knows!]