First Shock | text 2/18

[idkmybffgon]

[A message shows up in the Heavens BBS. The typing is pretty crappy, but hopefully you all can get the gist of it.]

look ok i have a couple things i need to get out there
one, if you see this girl

[And here he posts a picture of Alluka, something he has obviously taken recently.]

dont u dare mess with her. shes under MY protection and ill kick ur ass ok?
two, are gods just like normally really weird and cryptic and stuff or is that just mine?
three, its stupid that im not allowed to fight the bad guys myself i am so much better at fighting than my god geez
four, i wanna spar or something at least, any takers?
ah i guess thats it whatever see ya

[At least it's a pretty concise message?]