First Shock | text 2/18

[idkmybffgon]

[A message shows up in the Heavens BBS. The typing is pretty crappy, but hopefully you all can get the gist of it.]

look ok i have a couple things i need to get out there
one, if you see this girl

[And here he posts a picture of Alluka, something he has obviously taken recently.]

dont u dare mess with her. shes under MY protection and ill kick ur ass ok?
two, are gods just like normally really weird and cryptic and stuff or is that just mine?
three, its stupid that im not allowed to fight the bad guys myself i am so much better at fighting than my god geez
four, i wanna spar or something at least, any takers?
ah i guess thats it whatever see ya

[At least it's a pretty concise message?]

Comments

[sleepingknight]

What kind of sparring?

[idkmybffgon]

aNY KIND
im so bord without anyone 2 fight ughhhhh

[sleepingknight]

So like a free for all?

[idkmybffgon]

oh man! a free 4 all would be SO FUN
but ill take anything
u name it ill do it!

[sleepingknight]

Alright let's do it! Where should we meet up

[idkmybffgon]

i dunno!
like i guess we could meet at the place where we showed up?
but i dunno if theres anywhere around there thatd be good 4 sparring

[sleepingknight]

Are we even allowed back there again?

Maybe we can find a park.

[idkmybffgon]

i dont see y not ????
but a park would work 2
i just want it to be away from ppl at least

[sleepingknight]

They just seemed like they wanted us out back then.

Yeah! Away from people is good. I'll find a part and let you know!

[idkmybffgon]

well yeah but maybe its different now?
great! youd better find something quick
cause im gonna wind up beating up my god
:3c

[okitactless]

[Yamato has no intention of "messing" with anyone, so he doesn't bother to respond to that part. ...Actually, there's only one thing he's interested in, and he's even figuring out this typing thing for it.]

ME

[that's it, that's the message.]

[idkmybffgon]

[???? What is this message even supposed to mean???]

what about u??
what r u even trying 2 say????

[okitactless]

[RIGHT BACK AT YA BUDDY.]

SPARWITHMEPLEASEIFYOURGODSAYSOK

[What is a space button? What is punctuation? So many mysteries, so little time.]

[idkmybffgon]

dude theres a space bar for a reason u no
but ye i can spar with u
and who cares what my god says? hes a dummy anyway

[okitactless]

[That-- so much about this message makes no sense, where does he even start? Why are there bars in space? What does that have to do with anything? And why is Killua such a punk?]

DONTSAYTHATYOUSHOULDBENICETOYOURGODITSIMPORTANT

[idkmybffgon]

[Someone please come save Killua...]

holy shit its like impossible to read ur messages
y dont u calm down and just turn the caps lock off
or get someone who knows what a computer is to help pls

[Action]

[gonnarockyou]

Killua....

[He didn't bother to text back on the network but he that didn't mean he miss the message. So its not too surprising when he walks up behind the Shinki frowning]

[idkmybffgon]

[Killua is absorbed in typing something on his phone.]

What's up?

[Hm hm hm.]

[gonnarockyou]

What are you doing?

[It's a stupid question, he knows it but what else is he suppose to say? For someone with no memories, Killua makes a lot of assumptions.]

You know....we could spar together too!

[idkmybffgon]

Just talking to some people. Why?

[Still tap tap tapping away on his phone. But then he blinks and looks at Gon at that suggestion.]

Huh?? Are you sure? I mean, I wouldn't wanna like... injure a god or something.

[Is that a sarcastic edge to his tone? You bet!]

[gonnarockyou]

[Are you ever not sarcastic? Geez. It wasn't this bad back in the Hunter Exam...at least, he doesn't remember it being? That was so long ago...]

Hmm? Don't worry about that, Killua! If you injure me that just means you got a good hit in. It's no fun if you hold back. I want to get stronger too.

[Not to mention the ex-assassin said he was the better fighter. It's....sorta true but Gon isn't going to let him off that easy. They both had their own strengths.]

[idkmybffgon]

[Killua gives him a dubious look. Hmmm...]

If you're sure... I won't hold back though! I hate having to hold back. It makes me feel weak and vulnerable and stuff.

[Small grump. He is trying to be more open with you, see?? SEE??]

[gonnarockyou]

That's fine, I don't want you to hold back. I already said that. [Though he is without Nen so fighting someone that can use it is tricky...wait, does Killua even remember how to use it?]</small

[idkmybffgon]

[...Killua finally actually brightens up.]

Ehhhhh??? Okay then! I'll kick your ass if you want me to so bad!!

[Dude why.]

[gonnarockyou]

[Gon just grins]

Whenever you're ready.