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[thekillerwhale]

Posted: May 1
From: Poseidon
Screened from: Haruka


Someone please help! Σ(°Д°；≡；°д°)

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[papillonprincess]

A failed experiment on creating life?
I was aware you were a god but this wasn't exactly what I thought you were capable of...

[ She's just teasing though. Mostly. ]

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[thekillerwhale]

I can't make anything that complicated if I can't even make stew. (´Д｀。

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[purehonkproject]

Wh-What is that?! What happened? Are you okay?!

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[thekillerwhale]

I'm fine!

It was supposed to be mackerel stew, but...

I walked off while it was cooking to do something else and...I came back to this.

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[sonofson]

Help?

What is that? Are you going to eat it?

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[thekillerwhale]

It's everywhere and I don't know what to do.

I...I don't think it's edible anymore.

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[freestyle_chrysalis]

Is that supposed to be food? How Unbeautiful....


Come visit Athena's temple and I will give you some thing at least ediable. Ask for Rei Ryugazaki.

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[thekillerwhale]

[A text from Rei! He's actually really excited about it.]


This was supposed to be for both my shinki and myself. I don't want to impose on your goddess, either.

Can you cook?

[He knows full well that Rei can cook, but he's just...trying to play it smooth.]

[shortnsweet]

ʱªʱªʱª (ᕑᗢूᓫ∗)
who let you in the kitchen mako-chan!

[thekillerwhale]

Nagisa! It's not funny! It's all really stuck everywhere! (ᗒᗩᗕ)

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[heptagram]

I cannot recognize this substance at all. What did you even do to whatever it was?

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[thekillerwhale]

I left it on too long and I think the temperature was too high.

[And he used sugar instead of salt.]

[cleanmemory]

That...
Are you normally a good cook?
Or is this... normal?
Because jesus

[thekillerwhale]

This...this is worse than normal. (_　_|||)

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[onedrinkwithme]

What in Halone's name is that?


[Oh gods it's a voidsent! Kill it quickly!]

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[thekillerwhale]

Mackerel stew. _|￣|○

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[rainofterror]

what the hell

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[thekillerwhale]

That's not helping at all!

[sharkmaid]

[Pf-- PFFFFT.]

Being the god of the sea, shouldn't you know how to take care of sea slugs already?

[thekillerwhale]

You too?! You and Nagisa are both terrible.

[saikusu]

Hire someone to cook for you and never step foot in a kitchen again.

[thekillerwhale]

I guess that is...sound advice. (◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ)

I thought as a god, I thought I should be a little more self sufficient.

[Because mom isn't there to cook anymore.]

[koukai_kirai]

...What the Hell

Is that an ayakashi?

[thekillerwhale]

Eh?! No! It's...

Really messed up mackerel stew. Is this what an ayakashi looks like?!

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[dragon_blossom]

what

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[thekillerwhale]

IDK! I tried cooking something and it didn't work!

[kissthegoddamncook]

There is no helping that.

[thekillerwhale]

What should I do? After I clean it up, I could try again, but...I'm not really good at these sorts of things.

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[ephydriade]

[ he doesn't even need the network to know something's wrong. what else could give off such an awful scent after all?

after a moment's consideration of whether or not to bother, he figures he should at least do something to help combat... whatever this god awful smell is. (reluctantly) moving from his bed, he makes his way to the kitchen



only to see the end results of a disaster. ]

... what happened?! [ 'What did you do?!' ]

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[thekillerwhale]

E-eh?! Haru! Aaaaah....

[He looks from the pot that's now in the garbage can to the stove that is covered in gunk and then back to Haru.]

I-I tried making us lunch!

Haruuuu...it just got everywhere and burned.

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[darkduelist]

What is that? Or rather, what was that supposed to be?

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[thekillerwhale]

It was supposed to be mackerel stew, but it came out all wrong. I really messed it up.

[galactically]

WHY IS THERE AN UGLY SLUDGE IT LOOKS SO GROSS
THROW IT AWAY YOU'LL KILL SOMEONE

[holy run-on sentences, Sheryl]

[thekillerwhale]

I'm not going to kill anyone! I'm not going to feed this to anyone now!

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[brynwieldr]

...I am a dark knight. I have cast many spells, many of them very dangerous and often capable of leaving my target beyond dead.

[A pause]

I have never seen something so horrifying in my life.

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[thekillerwhale]

[He lets out a small whine at that.]

That's the least comforting thing I've ever heard. That's horrible.

[mylanceisbiggerthanyours]

[...What the heck?!]

...Uh...Ah think ya mighta cooked somethin' wrong...ya need help?

[thekillerwhale]

Yeah...a lot of help. I don't really know what I'm doing. I tried, but...

[reformedsinner]

Oh, my.

I'd recommend not breathing the smoke! You haven't breathed in too much of it already, have you?

[thekillerwhale]

Ah...I've been here the whole time which means I've probably breathed in a lot.

...That shouldn't do anything should it? I mean, I know breathing in smoke of any kind isn't good but...