sharkmaid: (⚡ dentist's worst nightmare)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2016-10-04 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Excuse him, he's just going to take a few seconds to cackle into his pillow.]

Well, we're all terrible at something, aren't we?

... Just so happens that YOU'RE terrible at cooking.
sharkmaid: (⚡ yarly)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2016-10-05 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what you're talking about.

[How cruel of you to assume such things!]

In all seriousness though, have you at least cleaned that up?
sharkmaid: (⚡ please go away)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2016-10-05 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Can't you use your ocean powers to wash it off?

[Does he even have ocean powers?]
Edited 2016-10-05 07:53 (UTC)
sharkmaid: (⚡ I beg your pardon)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2016-10-06 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing's on fire, is it?
sharkmaid: (⚡ do you even lift bro)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2016-10-09 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
Did you at least open a window?

[Why is he suddenly your mother]
sharkmaid: (⚡ ROOD)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2016-10-10 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not worried!

[Except he is]

I just can't let you go burning things down and getting hurt over something so stupid.
sharkmaid: (⚡ me date who?)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2016-10-11 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Me?

Well... sure. A little. If you're living alone a lot, you've gotta be independent about these things.

Why do you ask?
sharkmaid: (⚡ uguu)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2016-10-11 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah... That was unexpected.]

Oh. I mean... I don't mind it, but. Are you sure? It's not like I'm a professional or anything.

[Ok, next to Makoto he probably is, but he won't say that. He's already been enough of a little shit in this conversation.]
sharkmaid: (⚡ I beg your pardon)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2016-10-12 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... that's true.

[It's weird. Rin's always been pretty independent, but to be thrown into something like this so suddenly-- It's hard to adapt.]

Holding a knife properly? Didn't you take home economics in school?
sharkmaid: (⚡ that stupid ponytail)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2016-10-12 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hn, I didn't think it was that bad.

Do you have bandages or will I have to bring a whole box?
sharkmaid: (⚡ excuse me)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2016-10-13 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
<font face=courier... are you sure those even work
sharkmaid: (⚡ nah)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2016-10-16 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You're so trusting of everything, you know that?