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[lecturehall]

Posted: April 16, 4:27 pm
From: Anonymous

I hate having to do this. I want that on record.

You can thank those in charge for this. If they had provided a pamphlet or some other information on how we're supposed to adapt to these duties, I wouldn't be here. As it is, I have no choice but to ask the following questions.

... They sound worse than they are, I promise. Anyway,

1. Is anyone here the goddess Chichigami-sama? I'm not quite sure how to phrase this. If you are, would you please come talk to me?

2. If you are not Chichigami-sama, are you a mother? If so and if you have the time, please talk to me.

3. If you are not Chichigami-sama or a mother, are you a woman? Specifically one interested in children. I need to know about... sensitive aspects of it.

4. If you are none of the above but have been assigned/are a god of the opposite gender and have advice on how to deal with followers of the opposite sex, I'm open to listening. I... I've already gotten a request I'm not physically equipped to know how to answer.

5. If you're a man I don't need you. Please keep the inevitable gross comments to a minimum.

That's all. Thank you.


[As a general note Keito's goddess is (basically) a goddess of motherhood. The questions will relate to the stuff that falls under that.]

Comments

Anon

[fullcowl]

I'm number four, though so far I haven't had any issues concerning the prayers I've taken.

What did they ask of you?

[lecturehall]

"When will my breast milk stop tasting like passionfruit?"

[fullcowl]

I don't know how to answer that either. Maybe she's been eating a lot of passionfruit? Cut back on it?

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[dominatriarch]

[Technically, she does fulfill conditions 2 and 3 so.... ]

Regarding concerns 2 and 3: what do you need to know?

[lecturehall]

Thank you for responding. In advance, I'm sorry if I sound rude. I've just been having trouble figuring out how exactly the milk gets... where it goes. All the search engines keep giving me...

[A different kind of milk.........]

Well, it doesn't matter. The point is I know it's wrong.

[dominatriarch]

[ There's a long pause before the response. Clearly it's because the god of war has never gotten pregnant (it's a god thing) much less had to breastfeed (also a god thing).

So she's going to approach this the best way she knows how. ]

What exactly was the request given to you?

[kendont]

dont worry

[lecturehall]

Kanzaki.

I have no idea what you're trying to say.

[kendont]

be open-minded

[nailed_navigation]

I fulfill the 4th requirement for my goddess is a female and I a male. I also work with female shinkis of various ages. What sort of senitive matters are you curious about?

[lecturehall]

[Finally! A fellow way-too-formal guy. Is it possible to feel kinship through text? Keito's feeling it.]

Thank you for responding.

Most of the difficult prayers I've been receiving pertain to early motherhood. Pregnancy is the most frequent but I've also had questions relating to the general "feeling" within a woman's body. "Is this supposed to feel such and such a way?" Things like that that are beyond my understanding.

I've tried using search engines for some of their problems but most of the results seem to think all symptoms of any type point to cancer.

[subtract]

Are you supposed to be a god? If you can't do your job properly then you should just quit. You're obviously not suited to accomplishing anything on your own.

[lecturehall]

I was wondering when one of your type would show up. How useless. Spend your time working towards your own goals instead of weakly attempting to stop others.

[jocularly]

That's not very friendly. I might be able ta help dependin' on the questions.

i'm sorry

[lecturehall]

I'm not interested in internet friendships. I thought being anonymous made that obvious.

What do you know about breastfeeding?

anon

[missingache]

I'm number four. Maybe I can help? The goddess I'm supposed to be is a goddess of women, children, and childbirth.

[lecturehall]

[Same god??]

You too? Then you must get the same sorts of odd requets. How do you handle them?

[Anon Text]

[lighthousekeeper]

3. I'm a woman! And I think I might like to have children when I'm older. [Ion, you're dead.] But that's only if I'm definitely ready for it! Because I want to have a good job but still have enough time to take care of them. Like a work at home mom.

And a supportive husband too, but that might take me awhile to find someone who will like me.

[lecturehall]

Don't be so negative. It will only take awhile if that's what you truly believe. Aspire for it to happen faster and it's more likely to come to be.

Have more confidence in yourself.

[Not that he has any experience in love. But that doesn't matter. Cosmo exists for a reason.]

Text (Not Anon)

[kingengine]

I'm not a woman and don't know anything about that stuff. But it's weird you were given a godhood you don't know anything about...

[Not that he's one to talk.]

[lecturehall]

Well, it's only one aspect. Another duty is to provide discipline to unruly children. At least there I have experience.

Granted, I've only dealt with other teenagers but the core ideas are the same.

[Probably.]

late but anon

[miraculo]

i still think that you should disguise yourself as a woman and ask!! ∩(︶▽︶)∩

[ totally anon, here. ]

[lecturehall]

At least try to obscure your identity. I told you I'm not doing that. Even if I weren't against the very concept, I wouldn't be able to convince anyone. There's nothing about me that resembles a woman.

[Or is there? She's starting to make him self-conscious.]

[clothes_make_the_man]

The god I'm here to fill in as is female, and I'm male. I'll help if I can.

[lecturehall]

"Why do my nipples get darker?" Can you answer that?