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[lecturehall]

Posted: April 16, 4:27 pm
From: Anonymous

I hate having to do this. I want that on record.

You can thank those in charge for this. If they had provided a pamphlet or some other information on how we're supposed to adapt to these duties, I wouldn't be here. As it is, I have no choice but to ask the following questions.

... They sound worse than they are, I promise. Anyway,

1. Is anyone here the goddess Chichigami-sama? I'm not quite sure how to phrase this. If you are, would you please come talk to me?

2. If you are not Chichigami-sama, are you a mother? If so and if you have the time, please talk to me.

3. If you are not Chichigami-sama or a mother, are you a woman? Specifically one interested in children. I need to know about... sensitive aspects of it.

4. If you are none of the above but have been assigned/are a god of the opposite gender and have advice on how to deal with followers of the opposite sex, I'm open to listening. I... I've already gotten a request I'm not physically equipped to know how to answer.

5. If you're a man I don't need you. Please keep the inevitable gross comments to a minimum.

That's all. Thank you.


[As a general note Keito's goddess is (basically) a goddess of motherhood. The questions will relate to the stuff that falls under that.]

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[lecturehall]

Physical. The emotional effects are easy enough to figure out, even if I don't know the full biological reason.

On the other hand most of the physical questions include comparisons to how the women's bodies usually feel. Or they're just...

I'm not sure how to address all the requests involving nipples.

[nailed_navigation]

There is a library as well as a decent medical ward at my Lady Bishamonten's manor. If you need to research some of out books, I will gladly assist you.

[lecturehall]

[Keito actually deletes the first thing he writes. His utter loss of what to do in a medical ward is nothing compared to—]

Bishamonten? You mean THE Bishamonten?

[Like, alright, it makes sense but also that's not a minor deity. Keito assumed they'd been called in for solely the forgotten gods.]

I'm not sure I should visit such a god's... manor. It feels inappropriate. My legs would be shaking the whole time.

[nailed_navigation]

[Just wait until you get an eye full of just how beautiful and sexy she is in person, newbie. She'll rock your world.]

She also goes by the name of Vaisravana, as well. If she terrifies you, then I won't mind giving you my assistance.

[lecturehall]

Don't be ridiculous. Having "assistance" to meet someone is really just the same as needing a hand to hold. It'd ruin my image. There's no way I could do something so undignified.

[Nevermind that he doesn't even have an image to uphold here but don't bring that up.]

Is there a time she isn't around?

[nailed_navigation]

Would bumbling around be a better image then cutting to the chase? Forgive me, I didn't mean to suggest something that could tarnish your dignity.


[Ooooh... that is quite a bit of sass. Just a little.]