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[lecturehall]

Posted: April 16, 4:27 pm
From: Anonymous

I hate having to do this. I want that on record.

You can thank those in charge for this. If they had provided a pamphlet or some other information on how we're supposed to adapt to these duties, I wouldn't be here. As it is, I have no choice but to ask the following questions.

... They sound worse than they are, I promise. Anyway,

1. Is anyone here the goddess Chichigami-sama? I'm not quite sure how to phrase this. If you are, would you please come talk to me?

2. If you are not Chichigami-sama, are you a mother? If so and if you have the time, please talk to me.

3. If you are not Chichigami-sama or a mother, are you a woman? Specifically one interested in children. I need to know about... sensitive aspects of it.

4. If you are none of the above but have been assigned/are a god of the opposite gender and have advice on how to deal with followers of the opposite sex, I'm open to listening. I... I've already gotten a request I'm not physically equipped to know how to answer.

5. If you're a man I don't need you. Please keep the inevitable gross comments to a minimum.

That's all. Thank you.


[As a general note Keito's goddess is (basically) a goddess of motherhood. The questions will relate to the stuff that falls under that.]

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[dominatriarch]

[ ....she was never aware of her own popularity in the modern world until this moment. ]

No it's fine.
Really.
As I've said, we've been tasked to help where we can and if it involves having to answer questions relating to your duties, we'll do what we can.

[ No matter the subject matter. ]

[lecturehall]

[IT'S NOT FINE. HIS DAD WOULD KILL HIM. He actually writes that but thank god text allows for second thought.]

Of course I'm grateful for any help you'd be willing to give but shouldn't there be a limit to such things? I wouldn't want to bother you with such menial things. If there were someone else you could point me to for that type of thing then that'd be more than enough.

[nailed_navigation]

That would be me, actually. If you would need help with anything that you deem too embarrassing to handle, feel free to address me. My name is Kazuma and I am Lady Bishamonten's lead exemplar and her hafuri.

[dominatriarch]

If you'd feel more comfortable speaking to my exemplar, he's already introduced himself. You can trust him with any matters that might need my attention as he's been by my side longer than any of my other shinki.