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[lecturehall]

Posted: April 16, 4:27 pm
From: Anonymous

I hate having to do this. I want that on record.

You can thank those in charge for this. If they had provided a pamphlet or some other information on how we're supposed to adapt to these duties, I wouldn't be here. As it is, I have no choice but to ask the following questions.

... They sound worse than they are, I promise. Anyway,

1. Is anyone here the goddess Chichigami-sama? I'm not quite sure how to phrase this. If you are, would you please come talk to me?

2. If you are not Chichigami-sama, are you a mother? If so and if you have the time, please talk to me.

3. If you are not Chichigami-sama or a mother, are you a woman? Specifically one interested in children. I need to know about... sensitive aspects of it.

4. If you are none of the above but have been assigned/are a god of the opposite gender and have advice on how to deal with followers of the opposite sex, I'm open to listening. I... I've already gotten a request I'm not physically equipped to know how to answer.

5. If you're a man I don't need you. Please keep the inevitable gross comments to a minimum.

That's all. Thank you.


[As a general note Keito's goddess is (basically) a goddess of motherhood. The questions will relate to the stuff that falls under that.]

Comments

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[kingengine]

I'm not a woman and don't know anything about that stuff. But it's weird you were given a godhood you don't know anything about...

[Not that he's one to talk.]

[lecturehall]

Well, it's only one aspect. Another duty is to provide discipline to unruly children. At least there I have experience.

Granted, I've only dealt with other teenagers but the core ideas are the same.

[Probably.]

[kingengine]

I'm guessing the discipline part isn't the issue.

You don't even have a lot of brothers and sisters or anything?

[lecturehall]

I've got a brother but he's older than me. I don't think it'll be a problem, though. If my rigid structure can tame the most unruly teens then a younger child should be easy.

It's the requests young mothers make about their bodies that I'm stuck with. There's a fair amount I could look up and I tell most to go to the doctor anyway but there's still a broad gap between us. If I could, I'd like to understand their problems a bit more.

[kingengine]

I was thinking more if you had a lot of younger siblings you'd at least have experience changing diapers and all that, but guess not.

It won't answer all questions, but I wonder if you could, y'know, babysit. At the very least, I know there's baby care sims.

[He's never played them, but he knows they're there. Probably not that accurate, though, if any pet sims he's played with has proved.]

[lecturehall]

I've never heard of a "sims". Is it like a daycare?

[kingengine]

Really?

[How could someone not know such a simple thing!]

Uh, no, it's short for "simulator". It's a thing you play, like on a computer or Nintendo DS or whatever you want. There's a lot of different kinds. Fly a plane, play with some kittens, raise goats, go on dates, or a sims with babies.

[lecturehall]

Oh. Those things.

I can understand the planes and babies but why would you need one for dates and goats? Dates in particular I think would be easy enough to experience in reality.

[kingengine]

Not everyone can own a goat. And that's just your opinion, man...