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thefarshore2016-08-19 09:53 pm
lecturehall) wrote in thefarshore2016-08-19 09:53 pm
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Posted: April 16, 4:27 pm
From: Anonymous
I hate having to do this. I want that on record.
You can thank those in charge for this. If they had provided a pamphlet or some other information on how we're supposed to adapt to these duties, I wouldn't be here. As it is, I have no choice but to ask the following questions.
... They sound worse than they are, I promise. Anyway,
1. Is anyone here the goddess Chichigami-sama? I'm not quite sure how to phrase this. If you are, would you please come talk to me?
2. If you are not Chichigami-sama, are you a mother? If so and if you have the time, please talk to me.
3. If you are not Chichigami-sama or a mother, are you a woman? Specifically one interested in children. I need to know about... sensitive aspects of it.
4. If you are none of the above but have been assigned/are a god of the opposite gender and have advice on how to deal with followers of the opposite sex, I'm open to listening. I... I've already gotten a request I'm not physically equipped to know how to answer.
5. If you're a man I don't need you. Please keep the inevitable gross comments to a minimum.
That's all. Thank you.
[As a general note Keito's goddess is (basically) a goddess of motherhood. The questions will relate to the stuff that falls under that.]
From: Anonymous
I hate having to do this. I want that on record.
You can thank those in charge for this. If they had provided a pamphlet or some other information on how we're supposed to adapt to these duties, I wouldn't be here. As it is, I have no choice but to ask the following questions.
... They sound worse than they are, I promise. Anyway,
1. Is anyone here the goddess Chichigami-sama? I'm not quite sure how to phrase this. If you are, would you please come talk to me?
2. If you are not Chichigami-sama, are you a mother? If so and if you have the time, please talk to me.
3. If you are not Chichigami-sama or a mother, are you a woman? Specifically one interested in children. I need to know about... sensitive aspects of it.
4. If you are none of the above but have been assigned/are a god of the opposite gender and have advice on how to deal with followers of the opposite sex, I'm open to listening. I... I've already gotten a request I'm not physically equipped to know how to answer.
5. If you're a man I don't need you. Please keep the inevitable gross comments to a minimum.
That's all. Thank you.
[As a general note Keito's goddess is (basically) a goddess of motherhood. The questions will relate to the stuff that falls under that.]
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I have no idea what you're trying to say.
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[He sees now that this is Keito, that is. It took him a minute... Now he's just surprised.]
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Really, though. Try to think about your responses next time. And phrase them properly! It'll be hard for anyone else to understand. You're lucky I have practice.
[And even then, he can barely make things out. Where's Kiryu when you need him?]
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You think he'd learn.]
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