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[lecturehall]

Posted: April 16, 4:27 pm
From: Anonymous

I hate having to do this. I want that on record.

You can thank those in charge for this. If they had provided a pamphlet or some other information on how we're supposed to adapt to these duties, I wouldn't be here. As it is, I have no choice but to ask the following questions.

... They sound worse than they are, I promise. Anyway,

1. Is anyone here the goddess Chichigami-sama? I'm not quite sure how to phrase this. If you are, would you please come talk to me?

2. If you are not Chichigami-sama, are you a mother? If so and if you have the time, please talk to me.

3. If you are not Chichigami-sama or a mother, are you a woman? Specifically one interested in children. I need to know about... sensitive aspects of it.

4. If you are none of the above but have been assigned/are a god of the opposite gender and have advice on how to deal with followers of the opposite sex, I'm open to listening. I... I've already gotten a request I'm not physically equipped to know how to answer.

5. If you're a man I don't need you. Please keep the inevitable gross comments to a minimum.

That's all. Thank you.


[As a general note Keito's goddess is (basically) a goddess of motherhood. The questions will relate to the stuff that falls under that.]

Comments

[Anon Text]

[lighthousekeeper]

3. I'm a woman! And I think I might like to have children when I'm older. [Ion, you're dead.] But that's only if I'm definitely ready for it! Because I want to have a good job but still have enough time to take care of them. Like a work at home mom.

And a supportive husband too, but that might take me awhile to find someone who will like me.

[lecturehall]

Don't be so negative. It will only take awhile if that's what you truly believe. Aspire for it to happen faster and it's more likely to come to be.

Have more confidence in yourself.

[Not that he has any experience in love. But that doesn't matter. Cosmo exists for a reason.]

[lighthousekeeper]

[Cosmo is a true ally in this case.]

You're so right! I just get nervous while thinking about it because I seem to like weird things. I might scare guys off!

But I don't want to rush into a relationship either!!!

[lecturehall]

[uh]

How weird?

[lighthousekeeper]

I like robots and building things. That's not really something girls talk about.

[lecturehall]

That's the stupidest thing I've heard.

[lighthousekeeper]

What? Why?

[lecturehall]

While it's true some men might be intimidated by a woman with intelligence, those men are pathetic. We live in a modern era where women of science and intellect are equally respected. Any man who turns you down for something like that wasn't worth your time in the first place. I'd say they're no better than a dried up worm.

... Unless you're the type to create chaos with giant robots during an event. If that's the case, you'll have to stop.

[lighthousekeeper]

I don't know about making chaos, but I'd love to build a giant robot! A giant robot of justice who will beat up the bad guys would be great.

So it's not weird to love robots?

[lecturehall]

That's still chaotic.

[What about no giant robots? Could he have no giant robots?]

But no, it's not weird. And there's nothing wrong with making them (small) either. Provided it's executed well, there's no shame in creating something. It doesn't matter if you're a girl or not.

[lighthousekeeper]

Even if it cleans up after any fights?

[Nope. Giant robots can never be denied.]

Thank you for saying so! I feel a lot more confident now. Creating things was the first I realized about myself when I arrived, so I feel very happy.

[lecturehall]

Even if it cleans. It still made the mess in the first place which means it disrupted the peace. Please allow things to be taken care of in an orderly fashion.

If you realized it that must mean you're one of those who forgot everything. A shinki? [Well... that suddenly makes this sad.] I'm glad you were able to rediscover it. I can't think of anything more cruel than being forced to forget something so meaningful. Your god supports you in your endeavors, I assume.

[because they fucking better]

[lighthousekeeper]

Yes! My god is very sweet. I got really lucky in being assigned to him!

We might even make a robot together. He'll draw the design and I'll be making it.

[lecturehall]

It won't have weapons, will it?

[lighthousekeeper]

Only if he designs it that way. It would definitely be more fun to build.

[You wouldn't think she's a pacifist with what she makes, but it's true.]