the pet shaming continues - bbs

[kokuyoyo]

From: Chikusa Kakimoto
Date: April 5

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[Some days after the raid on the cultist compound and...]

my boyfriend is stupid

[And with that, Chikusa links a video of Ken making a very impressive leap in quick reaction to a paintball! ...which he catches with his mouth. The video stays on him for a few seconds later, with all the coughing, spitting, and rolling that goes with it.]

[One of these days a pet shaming sign is going to be put on that dog.]

[But that's not all! Because while he's pet shaming...]

my cats are also dumb

[There's another link to a different video. This one is in broad daylight, focused on one o the streets which goes through the illustrious Central District. Staying steady, the camera focuses on... a giant catfish of frankly monstrous proportions, larger than some people. Surrounding it is an absolute small army of nekomata. Those that are directly in contact with the fish are doing their very best to drag the fish along with their teeth, jaws locked into the flesh of the beast. Others around them seem to be slowly following along, concentrating intently. While it might be difficult to see on video, the cats are using a combined telekinetic effort to make the drag a little easier. Every now and then, the fish suddenly jerks and thrashes wildly, sending the cats scattering all over. They always come back, however, determined not to abandon their catch.]

[When they finally come near enough to the front of Temple Lie Tieguai, Chikusa's voice finally speaks up from behind the camera.]

I'm not preparing all of this...

[A dozen tiny cat voices rise up in protest, and the video cuts off.]

Comments

Text: Ginia

[unlucky7]

[...Ken. Why.]

Where did they find the catfish?

[kokuyoyo]

[What, didn't Chikusa just say it's because he's dumb?]

river

[...Chikusa that isn't helpful]

[unlucky7]

I'm fascinated and shocked by the size of it.

Did you put it back or end up cooking it?

[kokuyoyo]

they refuse to put it back and i'm not carrying it

[fuck that]

they say there's more where this came from

text : Xuanwu

[cloakedinruins]

They seem more active than my cat; for such a big catch, they deserve a treat.

[kokuyoyo]

would you prepare it?

[cloakedinruins]

I'm afraid that it would be too much for Da Qing alone, but I can help break it into more manageable pieces in exchange for some.

[kokuyoyo]

ginia is coming to get it but you can haggle with her for a slice if you want

i don't care as long i don't have to do it

[thetopofthefoodchain]

[So. Much. Fish. Da Qing is staring at the screen, his jaw hanging open with pure amazement. He's never seen a fish this big! But he wants it.

And this human doesn't seem to want to prepare it for his cats but Da Qing bets he could persuade Yeye and if that fails. Well Da Qing can probably figure out how to cook it, it would be worth it.] I can take it off your hands if you don't want it.

[He's in human form, but he is struggling to hide how much he wants this. So. Much. Fish.]

[kokuyoyo]

[Huh. More people like fish than he would have expected. Chikusa keeps to text, if only because he doesn't want to speak over the sound of annoyed nekomata.]

2 other people are already interested

[thetopofthefoodchain]

Two others? [They don't want it as much as he does. Da Qing is quite sure of it. No one could possibly want that fish as much as he does right now.] Who are they? I'm sure we can come to an agreement.

[kokuyoyo]

ginia a shinki and

[Hold on, let him check that God name again...]

xuanwu

text;

[reloves]

[ Oh no, those cats are so adorable?! Look at them go with their huge fish! She's so proud!

But then again, she should probably be a good supportive friend and ask about Chikusa's boyfriend instead of squealing about the kitties, huh. The sacrifices she makes for friendship.. ]

Is he okay now??? Did he have to go see a doctor?

[kokuyoyo]

[She can ask about the kitties in a minute. After all, it's not like Ken is dead or anything. Just... dumb.]

i'm basically a doctor

[Well. Sort of. He's basically good enough, with a specialty in poisons and the treatment to those poisons. You don't get that far without picking up other assorted medical skills.]

he didnt swallow a lot of it anyway. i made sure he was fine.

[reloves]

[ A doctor? She's learning something new about you every day, Chikusa.. ]

I'm glad, that looked pretty bad.. You should've spoiled him after that to make up for it!!

[kokuyoyo]

[He doesn't have a degree or anything, but. You know. He can make poisons and their antidotes, and someone had to be there when one of them got hurt in Italy. It's basically enough, right?]

i made fun of him actually

[Chikusa, no.]

i've pointed out that he acts like a dog before and he still does stuff like this

Text

[notatyrant]

Is your boyfriend ok after having all that paint in his mouth?

Your cats also seem really smart.

And cute.

[kokuyoyo]

his tongue is purple but he didnt get poisoned
so thats something
don't encourage the cats

[notatyrant]

That's good to know! The colour won't fade?

How can a text encourage them?

Text: Yamanbagiri

[replicatedform]

[Well, there's a lot to comment on here.]

Is your boyfriend okay?

If there's any extra fish parts left, can I have them? I'm guessing others also want some as well.

[Ideally, he'd want the good, fleshy parts. And he's kinda curious about the taste. It's huge, okay?]

[kokuyoyo]

he's stupid so he's never ok really

[Chikusa, you are dating him]

but he'll live

i have two other people interested but ginia says she'll work with fillets shared with other people

[replicatedform]

Does he even know what's inside those balls?

[Water balloons? Sure. Paintballs? Uh...]

So I just have to contact her about it?

Text; in which Yoon read that as male friend

[handsome_genius]

You of all people keep a friend around who's stupid?

[ Sounds fake. ]

I wouldn't think you could stand people like that.

[kokuyoyo]

[ ... ]

ken gets privileges

[For all his constantly licking, warm, boyfriend ways.]

for one thing he's been with me since we were kids

[handsome_genius]

You're a shinki and you remembered all of that?

[ He might be a little jealous. ]