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thefarshore2019-02-09 09:36 am
kokuyoyo) wrote in thefarshore2019-02-09 09:36 am
the pet shaming continues - bbs
From: Chikusa Kakimoto
Date: April 5
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[Some days after the raid on the cultist compound and...]
my boyfriend is stupid
[And with that, Chikusa links a video of Ken making a very impressive leap in quick reaction to a paintball! ...which he catches with his mouth. The video stays on him for a few seconds later, with all the coughing, spitting, and rolling that goes with it.]
[One of these days a pet shaming sign is going to be put on that dog.]
[But that's not all! Because while he's pet shaming...]
my cats are also dumb
[There's another link to a different video. This one is in broad daylight, focused on one o the streets which goes through the illustrious Central District. Staying steady, the camera focuses on... a giant catfish of frankly monstrous proportions, larger than some people. Surrounding it is an absolute small army of nekomata. Those that are directly in contact with the fish are doing their very best to drag the fish along with their teeth, jaws locked into the flesh of the beast. Others around them seem to be slowly following along, concentrating intently. While it might be difficult to see on video, the cats are using a combined telekinetic effort to make the drag a little easier. Every now and then, the fish suddenly jerks and thrashes wildly, sending the cats scattering all over. They always come back, however, determined not to abandon their catch.]
[When they finally come near enough to the front of Temple Lie Tieguai, Chikusa's voice finally speaks up from behind the camera.]
I'm not preparing all of this...
[A dozen tiny cat voices rise up in protest, and the video cuts off.]
Date: April 5
------
[Some days after the raid on the cultist compound and...]
my boyfriend is stupid
[And with that, Chikusa links a video of Ken making a very impressive leap in quick reaction to a paintball! ...which he catches with his mouth. The video stays on him for a few seconds later, with all the coughing, spitting, and rolling that goes with it.]
[One of these days a pet shaming sign is going to be put on that dog.]
[But that's not all! Because while he's pet shaming...]
my cats are also dumb
[There's another link to a different video. This one is in broad daylight, focused on one o the streets which goes through the illustrious Central District. Staying steady, the camera focuses on... a giant catfish of frankly monstrous proportions, larger than some people. Surrounding it is an absolute small army of nekomata. Those that are directly in contact with the fish are doing their very best to drag the fish along with their teeth, jaws locked into the flesh of the beast. Others around them seem to be slowly following along, concentrating intently. While it might be difficult to see on video, the cats are using a combined telekinetic effort to make the drag a little easier. Every now and then, the fish suddenly jerks and thrashes wildly, sending the cats scattering all over. They always come back, however, determined not to abandon their catch.]
[When they finally come near enough to the front of Temple Lie Tieguai, Chikusa's voice finally speaks up from behind the camera.]
I'm not preparing all of this...
[A dozen tiny cat voices rise up in protest, and the video cuts off.]
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[.....Yeah he's just going to throw that right out there for everyone to see. Yup.]
[Still, after a minute, he sends a follow up message.]
w/how japanese weapon laws are even for regular guns, i don't think he has to worry about catching a grenade but i guess it couldn't hurt. we don't know the full extent of where cult weirdos go to
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[ Yes, that's Minako's standard of reality. Let her live. It's not weirder than Chikusa's boyfriend apparently being a sword eater. ]
Even if he's apparently a strong guy, it's still good to take care of each other, you know?
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yeah. we're bad at it alone anyway. maybe if i throw enough balls around, he'll get desensitized to the sight of them.
or he'll go stir crazy
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Is there maybe some kind of food he doesn't really like? If you could make a ball out of that, he could learn that not all balls are great to grab like that in a very direct way! And, you know, a way that's also safe! [ Because feeding him more paint is really not recommended. ]
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[It's both his greatest strength and something that gets him into stupid amounts of trouble. Frankly, it's impressive. Still, something occurs to Chikusa after a moment.]
they sell things for dogs to make them not chew on furniture right
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[ Somehow that knowledge comes to her much more easily. Who knows why!! Must clearly be since Natsuru has a kitten, not like Minako had a cat during her life!! ]
Definitely something that isn't ball shaped though, or else he might try to eat that too!
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where you spray something you don't want them to touch and it's real bad