the pet shaming continues - bbs

[kokuyoyo]

From: Chikusa Kakimoto
Date: April 5

------

[Some days after the raid on the cultist compound and...]

my boyfriend is stupid

[And with that, Chikusa links a video of Ken making a very impressive leap in quick reaction to a paintball! ...which he catches with his mouth. The video stays on him for a few seconds later, with all the coughing, spitting, and rolling that goes with it.]

[One of these days a pet shaming sign is going to be put on that dog.]

[But that's not all! Because while he's pet shaming...]

my cats are also dumb

[There's another link to a different video. This one is in broad daylight, focused on one o the streets which goes through the illustrious Central District. Staying steady, the camera focuses on... a giant catfish of frankly monstrous proportions, larger than some people. Surrounding it is an absolute small army of nekomata. Those that are directly in contact with the fish are doing their very best to drag the fish along with their teeth, jaws locked into the flesh of the beast. Others around them seem to be slowly following along, concentrating intently. While it might be difficult to see on video, the cats are using a combined telekinetic effort to make the drag a little easier. Every now and then, the fish suddenly jerks and thrashes wildly, sending the cats scattering all over. They always come back, however, determined not to abandon their catch.]

[When they finally come near enough to the front of Temple Lie Tieguai, Chikusa's voice finally speaks up from behind the camera.]

I'm not preparing all of this...

[A dozen tiny cat voices rise up in protest, and the video cuts off.]

Comments

[kokuyoyo]

i already made him clear out his stomach a little bit so i don't have to worry

and if you don't mind getting hit up for fish

[notatyrant]

That's good!

Don't mind! At all!

I can try to find some fish.

[kokuyoyo]

it's going to be a constant event
it is with me
they're constantly mooching if they can

[notatyrant]

Oh, so I should stock up on fish?
Will they come to my temple if I tell them there's fish here?

[kokuyoyo]

probably
you know there's dozens of them right

[They really have somehow gotten so many nekomata.... This is both Heaven and Hakkai's fault. Still, most of them are just strays, going from place to place without staying at the temple for very long. Only Pookie is the actual true cat of the temple, with even some of the more well known faces only staying for a day or two before wandering off again.]

[notatyrant]

DOZENS?!

do they all speak?

[kokuyoyo]

unfortunately

they were strays at the meeting hall

and now they're strays at my place

[notatyrant]

I want to see them all.

If they're strays, does that mean they'll go anywhere?

[kokuyoyo]

that would take a while

[There are so many, and most of them just wander wherever they please. Chikusa isn't entirely sure he even knows the full number of nekomata that show up at the temple, especially with how word gets around with cats. Has every single nekomata shown up and he just doesn't know it...?]

i guess. they don't all stay here, that's for sure.

[notatyrant]

Even if I have fish?

That's pretty cool.

[kokuyoyo]

you'll have to get them to realize you have fish first
and they're already pretty stuck on this one
even if it's technically not here anymore

[notatyrant]

I could try!

I'm going to go fishing.

[kokuyoyo]

where
because you might get eaten if you try fishing up here apparently
if their own catch is anything to go by

[notatyrant]

anywhere! There's water nearby.


does electrocuting fish count as fishing?

[kokuyoyo]

i mean
i think as long as you catch the fish
and kill it
then it probably counts as fishing
i don't think the cats will care
as long as its still edible

[notatyrant]

I'll make sure it's edible!

[kokuyoyo]

gl
have fun w/the hundreds of cats you might end up with

[notatyrant]

thank you!