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thefarshore2019-02-09 09:36 am
kokuyoyo) wrote in thefarshore2019-02-09 09:36 am
the pet shaming continues - bbs
From: Chikusa Kakimoto
Date: April 5
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[Some days after the raid on the cultist compound and...]
my boyfriend is stupid
[And with that, Chikusa links a video of Ken making a very impressive leap in quick reaction to a paintball! ...which he catches with his mouth. The video stays on him for a few seconds later, with all the coughing, spitting, and rolling that goes with it.]
[One of these days a pet shaming sign is going to be put on that dog.]
[But that's not all! Because while he's pet shaming...]
my cats are also dumb
[There's another link to a different video. This one is in broad daylight, focused on one o the streets which goes through the illustrious Central District. Staying steady, the camera focuses on... a giant catfish of frankly monstrous proportions, larger than some people. Surrounding it is an absolute small army of nekomata. Those that are directly in contact with the fish are doing their very best to drag the fish along with their teeth, jaws locked into the flesh of the beast. Others around them seem to be slowly following along, concentrating intently. While it might be difficult to see on video, the cats are using a combined telekinetic effort to make the drag a little easier. Every now and then, the fish suddenly jerks and thrashes wildly, sending the cats scattering all over. They always come back, however, determined not to abandon their catch.]
[When they finally come near enough to the front of Temple Lie Tieguai, Chikusa's voice finally speaks up from behind the camera.]
I'm not preparing all of this...
[A dozen tiny cat voices rise up in protest, and the video cuts off.]
Date: April 5
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[Some days after the raid on the cultist compound and...]
my boyfriend is stupid
[And with that, Chikusa links a video of Ken making a very impressive leap in quick reaction to a paintball! ...which he catches with his mouth. The video stays on him for a few seconds later, with all the coughing, spitting, and rolling that goes with it.]
[One of these days a pet shaming sign is going to be put on that dog.]
[But that's not all! Because while he's pet shaming...]
my cats are also dumb
[There's another link to a different video. This one is in broad daylight, focused on one o the streets which goes through the illustrious Central District. Staying steady, the camera focuses on... a giant catfish of frankly monstrous proportions, larger than some people. Surrounding it is an absolute small army of nekomata. Those that are directly in contact with the fish are doing their very best to drag the fish along with their teeth, jaws locked into the flesh of the beast. Others around them seem to be slowly following along, concentrating intently. While it might be difficult to see on video, the cats are using a combined telekinetic effort to make the drag a little easier. Every now and then, the fish suddenly jerks and thrashes wildly, sending the cats scattering all over. They always come back, however, determined not to abandon their catch.]
[When they finally come near enough to the front of Temple Lie Tieguai, Chikusa's voice finally speaks up from behind the camera.]
I'm not preparing all of this...
[A dozen tiny cat voices rise up in protest, and the video cuts off.]
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does electrocuting fish count as fishing?
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i think as long as you catch the fish
and kill it
then it probably counts as fishing
i don't think the cats will care
as long as its still edible
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have fun w/the hundreds of cats you might end up with
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