the pet shaming continues - bbs

[kokuyoyo]

From: Chikusa Kakimoto
Date: April 5

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[Some days after the raid on the cultist compound and...]

my boyfriend is stupid

[And with that, Chikusa links a video of Ken making a very impressive leap in quick reaction to a paintball! ...which he catches with his mouth. The video stays on him for a few seconds later, with all the coughing, spitting, and rolling that goes with it.]

[One of these days a pet shaming sign is going to be put on that dog.]

[But that's not all! Because while he's pet shaming...]

my cats are also dumb

[There's another link to a different video. This one is in broad daylight, focused on one o the streets which goes through the illustrious Central District. Staying steady, the camera focuses on... a giant catfish of frankly monstrous proportions, larger than some people. Surrounding it is an absolute small army of nekomata. Those that are directly in contact with the fish are doing their very best to drag the fish along with their teeth, jaws locked into the flesh of the beast. Others around them seem to be slowly following along, concentrating intently. While it might be difficult to see on video, the cats are using a combined telekinetic effort to make the drag a little easier. Every now and then, the fish suddenly jerks and thrashes wildly, sending the cats scattering all over. They always come back, however, determined not to abandon their catch.]

[When they finally come near enough to the front of Temple Lie Tieguai, Chikusa's voice finally speaks up from behind the camera.]

I'm not preparing all of this...

[A dozen tiny cat voices rise up in protest, and the video cuts off.]

Comments

[unlucky7]

[You have fun filming the nonsense because it sure is a whole lot of it. Ginia brings the flatbed cart as close as she can before attempting to lift the catfish. Sure, she's strong. Sure, she can lift twice her own body weight or more for short periods.

A giant, wiggling catfish is still an absolute mess to deal with. Even with the help of the nekomata, Ginia still ends up half dragging, half wrestling the fish over to the cart as it wiggles and flops. It's also a little longer than the cart so the tail drags slightly, the whole mass threatening to slip off as Ginia pulls the cart back to the truck.

And then she gets to repeat it all over when she has to lift it into the back of the truck. By the end of all of this, Ginia is sweaty, her clothes are a bit slimier, and she aches all over.

Yeah. You're going to taste delicious. Ginia takes a few pictures of the monstrous catfish in the back of the truck (one picture she sends to Kiwami with the message don't tell Kimi and ruin the surprise). She bows to the nekomata and waves over at Chikusa.]

Thanks for the fish.

[kokuyoyo]

[See, that? That is all exactly why Chikusa didn't bother to help. All that slime, and sweat, and exhaustion... Disgusting. Mostly in the context of what he has to deal with, however. When it's another person, who doesn't live in his house, then it's hilarious. Although his amusement doesn't show on his face, Chikusa makes sure to get every moment.]

Hm. We'll be waiting.

[Seriously. The nekomata gathered around are already licking their lips and look like she can't come back soon enough.]

[unlucky7]

[It's tempting to bill the dry cleaning bill to their temple if it would do anything. As it stands, the suffering is all on herself. Ginia waves and heads back to her temple, fully ready to repeat the hassle of moving the catfish all over again. Or foisting it off onto other people. Look, she brought the fish over, others can deal with processing the monstrosity.

She's a person of her word though; early in the evening, a few large container of fish organs as well as some choice fillets and steaks are delivered to the temple of Li Tieguai. Enjoy.]