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[deniles]

Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Anonymous

Are you bored?

Me too. Let's have some fun.

I'd like to say I'm somewhat of a relationship expert, so I'd like to answer all your relationship problems.

Why? Boredom mostly. I'm giving you guys a gift so don't waste it.

Well. Send them in. And if you need a name, call me Relationship Guru.

[ooc: Niles will be giving intentionally bad advice because he's still an asshole at heart, so just keep that in mind!]

Comments

[lighthousekeeper]

That doesn't sound right at all!!!

[deniles]

Excuse me, who's the relationship expert here?

[lighthousekeeper]

Some credentials are needed to become an expert.

Besides have you even spoken with the higher ups?

[deniles]

I have had plenty of relationships and I know what is required.

Do you? Of course not, that's why you asked.

[lighthousekeeper]

Saying you've been in several doesn't give information about the quality of each.

[deniles]

My relationships have been many different qualities.

Also you're not asking a question that would require anything related to the qualities of my relationships.

[lighthousekeeper]

Never mind then.

You shouldn't give people bad advice to make them embarrass themselves.

[nailed_navigation]

It is not right at all. Anonymous is feeding you incorrect information. Relationships between Gods and Shinkis should not be broadcast and depending on how high level your god or you are, they can loose their job.

[lighthousekeeper]

I knew it!

You sound like you know a lot more already, especially what is and isn't allowed. Maybe you should be the Relationship Guru instead!

[nailed_navigation]

I have no interest in other relationships, I just don't want people to get into further trouble because of misinformation.

[So says the Shinki who is having an affair with his Goddess.]

[lighthousekeeper]

[That's a high stakes game.]

Then what are other things people might not know about? Not just romantics. Friendships and between a god and shinki too!

[nailed_navigation]

[Very High steakes.]

Friendship and even family structures are not frowned upon. My lady Bishamon treats all of her shinkis as if they are a member of her family. It is an admirable trait.

[deniles]

Don't intervene in my advice.

[nailed_navigation]

Don't spread malicious information.

[deniles]

And how would you know if it's malicious or not?

Are you admitting you're having a relationship?

[nailed_navigation]

Don't be stupid.

[deniles]

Am I?

Or are you? Fully admitting it. After all, how would you know this if you weren't currently doing it?

[birdstheword]

Question! Why can a god loose their job or get in trouble for liking a shinki?

[nailed_navigation]

It is a conflict of interest so to say.

[birdstheword]

How so? Tell me~ Tell me~!

I thought it would already be like that if they're working together anyway.

[lighthousekeeper]

I think it's more of a 'you shouldn't date' problem.

[nailed_navigation]

The person before me is correct. If a god of a high enough caliber is found dating it would be similar to appropriating a god. It would divert a god's attention from their work.

[birdstheword]

Mmmm but that's no fair.

Anon

[mybadhabit]

What if it's not my shinki?

Re: Anon

[nailed_navigation]

It is still advisable not to get romantically involved.