Heaven's BBS | Text

[deniles]

Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Anonymous

Are you bored?

Me too. Let's have some fun.

I'd like to say I'm somewhat of a relationship expert, so I'd like to answer all your relationship problems.

Why? Boredom mostly. I'm giving you guys a gift so don't waste it.

Well. Send them in. And if you need a name, call me Relationship Guru.

[ooc: Niles will be giving intentionally bad advice because he's still an asshole at heart, so just keep that in mind!]

Comments

[deniles]

Here's the thing about that. You should be willing to provide it right away, exactly where it is. All you're doing is passing off the idea of having to look onto someone else.

And frankly, I've got too much to do myself.

Why don't you go find them and bring them back to me? Otherwise, you're spreading nothing but lies.

[nailed_navigation]

You are one that said that you were bored. Do your research.

[deniles]

And you're the one who said they knew first hand what would happen.

And then proceeded not to hide themselves here.

Oh, digging things up on you will be fun.

[nailed_navigation]

My name is Kazuma. My vessel name is Chouki. The kanji is 兆麻. I honestly have nothing to hide.

[deniles]

Everyone has something to hide. No one is innocent.

[nailed_navigation]

Nothing that can't be explained away.

[deniles]

Excuses. You're talking about excuses. And someday. You'll get caught.

[nailed_navigation]

There has to be a crime to get caught doing.

[deniles]

Does there? Or does it just have to be an embarrassing secret? Something you want no one to know.

[nailed_navigation]

[Look buddy his goddess publicly burned most of his porn, there really isn't much you can do to embarrass him.]

Enjoy your digging.