Heaven's BBS | Text

[deniles]

Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Anonymous

Are you bored?

Me too. Let's have some fun.

I'd like to say I'm somewhat of a relationship expert, so I'd like to answer all your relationship problems.

Why? Boredom mostly. I'm giving you guys a gift so don't waste it.

Well. Send them in. And if you need a name, call me Relationship Guru.

[ooc: Niles will be giving intentionally bad advice because he's still an asshole at heart, so just keep that in mind!]

Comments

[deniles]

It's not normal. Sorry to say, but your definition of relationship pain is completely and utterly wrong.

[lighthousekeeper]

Then what's your definition?

[deniles]

Ah, nope, you've rejected all my advice, you don't get to know.

[lighthousekeeper]

Fair enough.

[deniles]

And enjoy your failures for not listening to me.

[Ending communication here]

[lighthousekeeper]

[Wow rude. But back to building robots!

Although she's starting to guess that the post itself is one big prank since the anon's logic made no sense.]