Heaven's BBS | Text

[deniles]

Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Anonymous

Are you bored?

Me too. Let's have some fun.

I'd like to say I'm somewhat of a relationship expert, so I'd like to answer all your relationship problems.

Why? Boredom mostly. I'm giving you guys a gift so don't waste it.

Well. Send them in. And if you need a name, call me Relationship Guru.

[ooc: Niles will be giving intentionally bad advice because he's still an asshole at heart, so just keep that in mind!]

Comments

[nailed_navigation]

Don't be stupid.

[deniles]

Am I?

Or are you? Fully admitting it. After all, how would you know this if you weren't currently doing it?

[nailed_navigation]

Perhaps because I have seen it done before?

[deniles]

With who?

[nailed_navigation]

I won't spread gossip. If you want more details go look in the records.

[deniles]

You already are, though. Telling me that someone has done it? You're already starting a gossip train for everyone to see.

[nailed_navigation]

I am not going to play your ridiculous game. I corrected your misinformation and pointed you to where to look for more. My duty is accomplished.

[deniles]

Is it?

Or is it a cop out?

Trying to place blame elsewhere for the problems you've begun to cause.

[nailed_navigation]

See it however you wish.

[deniles]

I think I'll simply stick with the gossip that you're dating someone you shouldn't be.

[nailed_navigation]

It will be difficult without proof,

[deniles]

And where's your proof of what you've said?

In the records? That'll take forever. You'd be sending me on a fool's quest.

In any case, you have yet to prove to me that you aren't dating someone you aren't supposed to? Just denials.

[nailed_navigation]

I have nothing to prove to you. You aren't someone important. The fact that you don't want to take the time to find the numberous accounts of gods being fired, just proveso the fact that you are speaking on matters that hold no weight.

[deniles]

So you've decided to join me on matters that hold no weight either?

So it's only worth your time if you're talking and filling people's ears with lies.

[nailed_navigation]

Maybe if you weren't so busy trying to find drama and digging into what was said and unsaid, you would of seen that what I said does have some merit to it.

There are offical documents, Interview processes and offical documents in the library to give what I say some merit. Everything you have said is just a waste of air and rather toxic air at that.

[deniles]

Here's the thing about that. You should be willing to provide it right away, exactly where it is. All you're doing is passing off the idea of having to look onto someone else.

And frankly, I've got too much to do myself.

Why don't you go find them and bring them back to me? Otherwise, you're spreading nothing but lies.

[nailed_navigation]

You are one that said that you were bored. Do your research.

[deniles]

And you're the one who said they knew first hand what would happen.

And then proceeded not to hide themselves here.

Oh, digging things up on you will be fun.

[nailed_navigation]

My name is Kazuma. My vessel name is Chouki. The kanji is 兆麻. I honestly have nothing to hide.

[deniles]

Everyone has something to hide. No one is innocent.

[nailed_navigation]

Nothing that can't be explained away.

[deniles]

Excuses. You're talking about excuses. And someday. You'll get caught.

[nailed_navigation]

There has to be a crime to get caught doing.

[deniles]

Does there? Or does it just have to be an embarrassing secret? Something you want no one to know.

[nailed_navigation]

[Look buddy his goddess publicly burned most of his porn, there really isn't much you can do to embarrass him.]

Enjoy your digging.