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[deniles]

Posted: 2 April 2016
From: Niles

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I've had someone take my shirt and set it on fire.
Now, I'm sure no one wants to see someone, like me, walk around with no shirt on.

At least, that's what my god tells me.

So, I'm buying myself a shirt today and I need an opinion.

What do you think of this shirt? Just to tide me over until I find something better. Simply looking for honest opinions.

[ooc: Link is mildly nsfw]

Comments

[sweetdeath]

Do you like economics or something?

[That's like the kind of shirt Tatsumi would think was funny.

Maybe.

Wait, is that "private sector" bit dirty?]

[deniles]

I like growth.

Let's put it like that.

[sweetdeath]

[Okay, yeah. Definitely a dirty joke.]

There's got to be a better shirt choice than that.

[Like, maybe one that warns people before they have to think about it too hard....]

[onepunching]

who would take the time to read all that crap on a shirt

dont look at me

[deniles]

Did you read it all?

[onepunching]

i got bored halfway through
it doesnt even make any sense [ Maybe because he didn't read the punchline. ]

[soindebt]

[......]

There's kids here. Pick something less indecent.

[deniles]

It's perfectly decent. Unless you're a pervert.

[nailed_navigation]

If you are need of a spare shirt, I think that Kuraha might have a shirt that can fit you. It is more business attire then that.

[deniles]

I'm not looking for business attire. Just something to wear.

[connivingbird]

That's not only boring but awful looking. Pick something else.

[deniles]

Better?

BBS: Sheryl

[galactically]

what a lame shirt
＼| ￣ヘ￣|／

[deniles]

Aww, you almost hurt my feelings.

Almost.

[chickshades]

...
is there anything youre not into?

[deniles]

Well, there is one thing...

[brynwieldr]

Don't ask.

[disciplineking]

That is against school rules and offensive. If you wear it, I will bite you to death.

[deniles]

Funny. Last I checked, we weren't at a school.

But you're going to bite me?

Oh, I like that.

[mybadhabit]

Nice pun, but boring overall design.

If your intent is to be lewd or provocative, there are better ways of doing it.

[deniles]

Trust me, I have my own ways to provoke a reaction.

This is just because my shirt burned.

[scrap_metal]

Isn't that the point of free market?

[ he's not even noticing there is a joke ]

[deniles]

You could say that. It's a good reminder, I think.

[oh this is gonna be fun.]

[killsthebuddha]

Next time, the rest of you can burn with it. Keep your stupid bullshit out of public view already.

[deniles]

I'll gladly burn in the afterlife on my own schedule.

And it includes you going before me.

Ready to play?